What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:03 am

NeglectedField wrote:Metal memes are cringey as fuck.
Those are the best ones!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:11 am

Metalchemyst wrote:
NeglectedField wrote:Metal memes are cringey as fuck.
Those are the best ones!


Says a lot, really.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby slayerslays » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:13 am

my kid came home from college (studying music) and they had a music business lecture- I said did you learn anything useful from it and she said- the more I learn about it the more shit it is!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:28 pm

Who says the Germans have no sense of humour?

Cat wins Man Of The Match award. :lol:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43412781
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby bloodofthekings » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:05 pm

a day late but our Defence secretary acting like a 12 year old throwing a tantrum, telling a global superpower to "go away and shut up" - I bet Putin's quaking in his boots at that one...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43405686

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:49 pm

Tiny dog with it's head stuck in a tiny hole. :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england ... d-by-rspca


No dogs were hurt.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:37 pm

In one of his latest YT videos, Varg says that Mongols settled in Brittany and that's why some people there have black hair and high cheek bones. I kid you not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2na96z_ ... 1938338861

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:33 pm

Noodle wrote:I don't think anyone has claimed their winning pint since Freyja won a good few years ago, apart from me when I won it and claimed my pint off myself.

He didn't claim it, but I bought Gandalf one the other year anyway after I'd foolishly volunteered to do so when no one else stepped up in the Bingo thread that year.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:36 pm

Gandalf the Red wrote:"battle jackets", we never called them that back in the day BTW.

Agreed. They were always called patch jackets. Even if they didn't have patches (mine was hand embroidered, for example).
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Black Wizard » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:03 pm

The newsreader on BBC Radio London during half-time in the football today accidentally named "Jeremy Hunt" by another name where his surname turned into a copper nanotube. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:28 pm

Vince Neil playing the Koko and charging £60 a ticket!
She wanted nothing...and I delivered

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Wed May 02, 2018 3:36 pm

someone else wrote:Vince Neil playing the Koko and charging £60 a ticket!

Ha ha. That's a bit optimistic. I'll see him at Wacken the following week.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Wed May 02, 2018 6:45 pm

Tet wrote:
someone else wrote:Vince Neil playing the Koko and charging £60 a ticket!

Ha ha. That's a bit optimistic. I'll see him at Wacken the following week.


It did make me chuckle when he played a festival last year and straight after the promoter came onstage to apologise for booking him!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:34 pm

“He likes having the ball, playing football, passes. It’s like an orchestra. But it’s a silent song. But I like heavy metal more. I always want it loud.” - Jürgen Klopp

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby houston4044 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:17 pm

Getting stuck behind a 4x4 driver in the school rush traffic, after about 10 minutes of slow movement they proceed to open the window, hit the horn repeatedly and with a cig in hand lean out and yell "I need to get my angel to school so move your fucking asses before I ram you off the dam road!" they then proceed to get a puncture in a pothole and are left to watch everybody around them move off as the traffic clears.

Karma's a bitch :lol: