What's freaking you out?
- someone else
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 5530
- Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:33 pm
- Location: Chester, UK
- Contact:
Re: What's freaking you out?
Hearing that my under-age cousin is being effectively groomed by a 52 yr old ex boyfriend of her mother. My uncle over-heard him being referred to as 'Rolf Harris' and is going out of his mind. Police are investigating.
- tranmerefan
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 7105
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:37 am
- Location: Wallasey
Re: What's freaking you out?
Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.
I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS.
I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS.
Last.fm Profile
Facebook
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
Re: What's freaking you out?
tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.
I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS.
Taps aff approach then? Nothing gets a women hotter than stoating up topless to a date.
http://www.facebook.com/farseermetal
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
- tranmerefan
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 7105
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:37 am
- Location: Wallasey
Re: What's freaking you out?
Bisset wrote:tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.
I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS.
Taps aff approach then? Nothing gets a women hotter than stoating up topless to a date.
The podgy belly look is by far the sexiest look going.
Last.fm Profile
Facebook
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
Re: What's freaking you out?
Wait, so that doesn't work? Damn, there's my plans down the drain!
Glgl though dude
Glgl though dude
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
Re: What's freaking you out?
Ah I had the wrong half of me undressed. Would explain those court appearances.
- tranmerefan
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 7105
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:37 am
- Location: Wallasey
Re: What's freaking you out?
Haha, I reckon it could work for her
Cheers though.
And Turbo, I'd do that as well but I'd be in danger of disappointing her before I ever take her home
Cheers though.
And Turbo, I'd do that as well but I'd be in danger of disappointing her before I ever take her home
Last.fm Profile
Facebook
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
Re: What's freaking you out?
tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.
I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS.
You have nothing to worry about mate
Mau Mau
Noodle wrote:Darkweasel, Kim or sig in 3.... 2...
- tranmerefan
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 7105
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:37 am
- Location: Wallasey
Re: What's freaking you out?
Ndnd wrote:You have nothing to worry about mate
Ha, thanks Kim
Seemed to go alright, which is good.
Last.fm Profile
Facebook
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
- De Stijl
- Leather Rebel
- Posts: 1372
- Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:06 pm
- Location: Weston-super-Mare
- Contact:
Re: What's freaking you out?
Next date:
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
Re: What's freaking you out?
De Stijl wrote:Next date:
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
http://www.facebook.com/farseermetal
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
Re: What's freaking you out?
De Stijl wrote:Next date:
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
I'm gonna keep you on retainer for all future relationship advice.
- tranmerefan
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 7105
- Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:37 am
- Location: Wallasey
Re: What's freaking you out?
De Stijl wrote:Next date:
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
Quality advice!
Last.fm Profile
Facebook
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
BLIND GUARDIANl; FEN; A FOREST OF STARS; FEN; NIGHTWISH; FEN; OLD CORPSE ROAD; FEN; UFO; FEN; WODENSTHRONE; FEN; AGALLOCH AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEN FOR BOA 2014
- thehairyone
- Denim Demon
- Posts: 5387
- Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:19 pm
- Location: The badger sett
- Contact:
Re: What's freaking you out?
De Stijl wrote:Next date:
Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.
I had to double check who was writing this. Love it