What's freaking you out?

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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Nantha » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:32 pm

:lol:
so true tho

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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Ensorcelled » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:44 pm

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Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby MetalBeast » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:47 pm

Today's blood donation was a real gusher. It only took 3 Minutes 30 Seconds from the time the blood started flowing (the usual range is 5 to 10 mins). I felt faint afterwards - for the first time since my very first donation. I was kinda worried that something had gone awry, but I'm OK now.
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby cthulhu » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:37 am

Saw this right before bed
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby De Stijl » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:18 pm

Ensorcelled wrote:No mention of books- can't be Sam.


I could write one, but then if anybody asked for future advice I would have to get offended.
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Turbo » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:06 pm

One month left and ill be loading up my dads car of all my shit. It has come along rather quickly. Only have two weeks of my summer hols, two weeks of my course and an exam on my last Friday here and I am Netherlands bound. :o

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Re: What's freaking you out?

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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby tranmerefan » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:00 pm

Got Date #2 tonight. Wee bit nervous but can't be helped I suppose.

At least my cock up in work is sorted. I told 7 patients to come in this afternoon (on Monday), it was afterwards that I realised their consultant is in this morning. Thankfully the letters all got there safe as all of them came in this morning. I can rest easily about that now.
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Fjar » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:23 pm

Had a guy changing lanes into my path without looking on the M1. Would have been a collision at 50mph - not as fast as it could be, but it's not a slow speed.. The lane he was moving into was a dedicated lane for the J28 exit, and he soon dived out into lane 2 of the main carriageway. Just being a dick.

Desperately trying to remember the name of the company I read on his van so I can hurl profanities* in their general direction.


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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Danroush » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:04 pm

MetalBeast wrote:Today's blood donation was a real gusher. It only took 3 Minutes 30 Seconds from the time the blood started flowing (the usual range is 5 to 10 mins). I felt faint afterwards - for the first time since my very first donation. I was kinda worried that something had gone awry, but I'm OK now.


Due to the needle going in crap the time before last, I had an underwight donation, so I spent the whole time wriggling a couple of weeks ago because I wanted to be sure it wouldn't happen again, ended up doing the same as you :lol:
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Bisset » Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:10 am

Danroush wrote:
MetalBeast wrote:Today's blood donation was a real gusher. It only took 3 Minutes 30 Seconds from the time the blood started flowing (the usual range is 5 to 10 mins). I felt faint afterwards - for the first time since my very first donation. I was kinda worried that something had gone awry, but I'm OK now.


Due to the needle going in crap the time before last, I had an underwight donation, so I spent the whole time wriggling a couple of weeks ago because I wanted to be sure it wouldn't happen again, ended up doing the same as you :lol:


Lucky bastards, I can't give blood to my diabetes.

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Ok then just AIDS.
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Bumcrack-smellywinkle » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:26 pm

Keep getting calls from a number in Qatar at this time of night. What do? Is there a way i can report it?
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Bisset » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:05 pm

Bumcrack-smellywinkle wrote:Keep getting calls from a number in Qatar at this time of night. What do? Is there a way i can report it?


Is it to a landline or a mobile? Most smart phones have a blacklist function you can just pop the number into.
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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby CrappyMike » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:51 pm

so i've had a fairly difficult time with my shoulders over the last few years now due to the same injury in both shoulders just a couple of months apart, they've never really healed properly but i get by. sometimes if i overdo it they get sore, mostly my left one but its never too bad. for a while now though the pain in my left shoulder has been affecting my neck as well, and not even just if im active with it, can be anytime. then my left hand starting going numb from the tips of my fingers then getting worse. never thought much of it cause it was once in a while, maybe once every month or two months, but its happened twice in 3 days now and lasting a lot longer :| think i'll get myself to see my GP on monday

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Re: What's freaking you out?

Postby Jim » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:55 pm

Probably trapped nerves or something, but a GP will say for sure (well, a physio referral will).
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