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Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:33 pm
by Jim
sugarmouse wrote:Yup that will totally be me I think!
It's not boredom really I just get scared of being thousands of miles up in the air on a man made vessel!


Just remember, the pilots don't want to die any more than you do, so put some faith in those up front ;)

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:47 pm
by someone else
Hearing that my under-age cousin is being effectively groomed by a 52 yr old ex boyfriend of her mother. My uncle over-heard him being referred to as 'Rolf Harris' and is going out of his mind. Police are investigating.

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:36 am
by tranmerefan
Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.

I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS. :lol: :lol:

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:22 am
by Bisset
tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.

I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS. :lol: :lol:


Taps aff approach then? Nothing gets a women hotter than stoating up topless to a date.

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:08 am
by tranmerefan
Bisset wrote:
tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.

I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS. :lol: :lol:


Taps aff approach then? Nothing gets a women hotter than stoating up topless to a date.


:lol: :lol:

The podgy belly look is by far the sexiest look going. :lol:

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:21 pm
by peypea
Wait, so that doesn't work? Damn, there's my plans down the drain!

Glgl though dude :D

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:18 pm
by Turbo
Ah I had the wrong half of me undressed. Would explain those court appearances.

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:53 pm
by tranmerefan
Haha, I reckon it could work for her :eyes:

Cheers though.

And Turbo, I'd do that as well but I'd be in danger of disappointing her before I ever take her home ;)

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:53 pm
by Ndnd
tranmerefan wrote:Looks like I've got a date tonight with one of those female types. So naturally I am freaking out over bloody everything.

I'm currently panicking that I'll need a jacket and I only have hoody's (unless it's properly winter) FFS. :lol: :lol:

You have nothing to worry about mate :) :P

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:32 am
by tranmerefan
Ndnd wrote:You have nothing to worry about mate :) :P


Ha, thanks Kim :)

Seemed to go alright, which is good. :yes:

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:44 am
by De Stijl
Next date:

Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:15 am
by Bisset
De Stijl wrote:Next date:

Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:17 am
by Jobdone
De Stijl wrote:Next date:

Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.


I'm gonna keep you on retainer for all future relationship advice.

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:05 am
by tranmerefan
De Stijl wrote:Next date:

Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality advice!

Re: What's freaking you out?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:07 pm
by thehairyone
De Stijl wrote:Next date:

Bring roses, chicks dig flowers.
Next, jam them in her meat vase. Chicks dig practical guys. It means you're going to duct tape the shit out of that burst pipe before the house turns into Atlantis.
Then, when done, whip the flowers out again ASAP. Chicks dig when you remember the little things like their birthdays.
Remember step one - roses? Important choice. If you did the last step correctly, she should be bleeding. Now you go down. Instant proof that you aren't selfish and will be there to deal with her desires and make her feel great no matter what.
Instant marriage, thank me later. I'll get my best man speech ready.


I had to double check who was writing this. Love it :lol: