Recent Photos of Yourself

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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby reverend » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:29 pm

Fjar wrote:
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HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Have you ever held a pair in your own two hands Will?


Have you ever wanted to rub your dick up and down in between a pair? No? Ok then.


As Amy said, titwanks are rubbish.


They look great.





But...

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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:29 pm

Fjar wrote:As Amy said, titwanks are rubbish.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby isabiggles » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:30 pm

siliconfury wrote:
isabiggles wrote:
HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Have you ever held a pair in your own two hands Will?


Have you ever wanted to rub your dick up and down in between a pair? No? Ok then.



Will that's 2 completely fucking retarded things you've said tonight.

Stop it now.


It was a (semi) joke.

Girls commenting on how attractive boobs are is like me going into the women's thread and giving my opinions on what shoes are nice.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:30 pm

They look thoroughly entertaining, but I doubt they work in practise.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Jim » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:31 pm

isabiggles wrote:
Girls commenting on how attractive boobs are is like me going into the women's thread and giving my opinions on what shoes are nice.


Yeah but your opinion is then only valid if you regularly wear of women's shoes.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:32 pm

What tends to be forgotten is all human females have a thing called a sternum. It's bony and hard and right between them.

I doubt that feels that great :lol:
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby isabiggles » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:32 pm

It's got nothing to do with titwanks for fuck's sake :lol:

I'm just saying that girls can't comment on how attractive something is on a woman when they don't actually find women attractive and none of you actually are lesbians (I don't think).

siliconfury wrote:
isabiggles wrote:
Girls commenting on how attractive boobs are is like me going into the women's thread and giving my opinions on what shoes are nice.


Yeah but your opinion is then only valid if you regularly wear of women's shoes.


But not if you actually wanted to wear them? It's got nothing to do with experience, I like boobs, straight girls don't.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Fjar » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:33 pm

isabiggles wrote:(I don't think).


:lol:
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Jim » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:34 pm

isabiggles wrote:It's got nothing to do with titwanks for fuck's sake :lol:

I'm just saying that girls can't comment on how attractive something is on a woman when they don't actually find women attractive and none of you actually are lesbians (I don't think).


You're making assumptions Will. Life will strongly advise you against that.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:34 pm

isabiggles wrote:It's got nothing to do with titwanks for fuck's sake :lol:

I'm just saying that girls can't comment on how attractive something is on a woman when they don't actually find women attractive and none of you actually are lesbians (I don't think).



Not being funny, but my list of women is longer than that of men. :lol: And playing with a pair of tits is fucking great, trust. As women, we get to play with tits much more than any guy ever will.

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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Finnvitka » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:35 pm

Except Will, we DO find women attractive. You don't have to be a lesbian or bisexual to say "cor, she's gorgeous".
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:36 pm

^ Basically that. I probably discuss my opinions on attractiveness of women more with blokes than I discuss blokes with girls.

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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:36 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Except Will, we DO find women attractive. You don't have to be a lesbian or bisexual to say "cor, she's gorgeous".


This logically excuses my unnatural love for Jason Statham, right?
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:36 pm

All women are men, Will.

No, no, shut up, it's true. I've drawn my conclusion from the thread here and I'm done.
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Re: Recent Photos of Yourself

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:36 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:^ Basically that. I probably discuss my opinions on attractiveness of women more with blokes than I discuss blokes with girls.


I'm probably pretty much the same, actually.
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