The Wrestling Thread

[Beardy]

The Wurzels?

[Big D]

I worked a show near Stafford today in a beer garden. I had two matches. Two!

A tag team match where I blew most of my spots. Also the main event, which was an 8-man tag. I did a cannonball somersault off the apron to the outside and a spectator threw a bale of hay on top of me and my two victims. Git.

Please tell me this is on Youtube.

[Big D]

Well the TNA Knockouts match between Mickie and Velvet turned into a right pagga, didn't it?

[jackcake]

We sadly didn't have a camera set up or I'd upload it.

It was at a pub in the middle of nowhere. We set the ring up in a marquee tent and the owners set up some hay as makeshift extra seating for those who wanted to watch outside. We were lying in the grass, because I've just dived on two people, and somebody decided it would be funny to throw an unused bale on the three of us.

[CrappyMike]

yeah, velvet is a shit wrestler though. i hate how she no sells so many hits in brawls. she just walks around all like "LOLOLOLOL i cant feel you punching me in the back"
they need to fix the knockouts division. fire angelina and velvet, ODB alone is worth the two of them.

impact was better this week. best end to an ultimate x match ever. sting was... actually pretty good. he didnt wrestle, which i approve of.

[jackcake]

Sheamus face turn. I'll take that. His promo was quality.

[CrappyMike]

sheamus as a face? what? this is madness, only americans, canadians or mexicans can be good guys in america!

[herzeleid]

sheamus as a face? what? this is madness, only americans, canadians or mexicans can be good guys in america!

The WWE is clever, they got the blackest man in their employ, booked him as a mean monster for a month or so, then got the whitest hero they could find to punish him!

[CrappyMike]

i approve of their cunningness. i also approve of everything sheamus does though tbf...

[Jobdone]

Is Kane getting his mask back yet?

He's all "I DON'T FEEL LIKE A MONSTER".
I assume it's the usual bait and switch they pull with Kane and he'll just come back, put someone through a table, win for 3 weeks, and then job to Heath or something.

[CrappyMike]

everyone should job to heath. he should end the streak. he should retire cena. he should never lose another match again.

[ChrisC]

yea rather bored of Kane and Big Show for that, hope their out for a while and come back to a decent story line!

Lookin forward to Seamus run as a face tho!

[herzeleid]

everyone should job to heath. he should end the streak. he should retire cena. he should never lose another match again.

God but then we'd have to hear him talk in his mongy Southern accent.

DURRR AM DA ONE MAN RAWKBAND DURRRR

[CrappyMike]

better than hearing john cena occasionally slip back into his "gangsta" voice though

[herzeleid]

Well yes, but that's not saying much. Some Wrestlers just aren't meant to talk. They should have a few more managers. Not Vickie managers, Paul Heyman managers.