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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:29 pm

CrappyMike wrote:orton hitting otunga in the head with that box was way funnier than it ever should have been :lol:


the Singapore candy cane was the bit that really made me laugh :lol:
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:25 pm

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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:16 am

a WWE reality TV show with wrestlers living in a house together? This is going to be compulsively awful viewing
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:29 pm

SPOILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRHpa_jL1qk

this is awesome, except, kane was bald last time i saw him... and this guy looks more like undertaker under the mask, but undertaker is also bald now...

hard to tell. could be a wig but it doesnt really look like one.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby jackcake » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:43 pm

Best parts of Raw: Santino calling the Bellas escorts and the four-way, which was the best match of any sort I've seen for a few months. Zack Ryder's a bit of a twat but he proved he can keep up with some of the company's top talents.

The less said about the rest of the show the better.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:16 pm

KANE IS BACK WITH A MASK!!!!!1111

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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:39 pm

Tag team match between Orton/CM Punk vs Miz/Rio was alright, fatal four way was class.

Kane being back was awesome!
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby AnnihiSlateR » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:11 pm

CrappyMike wrote:SPOILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRHpa_jL1qk

this is awesome, except, kane was bald last time i saw him... and this guy looks more like undertaker under the mask, but undertaker is also bald now...

hard to tell. could be a wig but it doesnt really look like one.

It was always a wig wasn't it?

a wig certainly comes off (around 1:30)
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby gelder » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:51 pm

AnnihiSlateR wrote:
CrappyMike wrote:SPOILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRHpa_jL1qk

this is awesome, except, kane was bald last time i saw him... and this guy looks more like undertaker under the mask, but undertaker is also bald now...

hard to tell. could be a wig but it doesnt really look like one.

It was always a wig wasn't it?

a wig certainly comes off (around 1:30)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7nDI1U0JXo


Im sick of seeing these "it's 'Taker" rumours. Undertakers arms are covered in tattoos. Kanes aren't. End of
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:38 pm

its clearly not undertaker, but it doesnt quite look like glen jacobs either. although he never used to look like him with the mask.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:40 pm

Got sent this by a friend

Ric Flair is at it again. Months after offering a 5-minute phone conversation for $750 and a personalized video message for $1000, The Nature Boy is now offering his up close and personal services.

For $100,000, Flair will: "Accompany any young lady for a night of laughter, socializing, and dancing at the most special occasion of her young life: her high school prom." However, it's noted that, "There will be no interaction outside of the building in which the prom is being held. Prom ticket, limousine transportation, and Mr. Flair's round-trip plane ticket are to be paid for by the parties involved. Mr. Flair will only be providing himself and will bring his own suit. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the prom."

Flair's website also notes that, "Older women wanting Mr. Flair's services for a high school or college reunion will be allowed to have Mr. Flair's services for $100,000, in addition to the plane ticket and limousine transportation. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the event."
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby herzeleid » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:54 pm

Who the FUCK would possibly want that at all, let alone for 100k?! He should just admit bankruptcy, we all have to live like Povs, he's going to have to fucking learn the sad old git.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:07 pm

Has Ric Flair turned into Joey DeMaio?
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:24 pm

For 100,000 I'd expect at least 100,000 WOOOs.

I saw the Chuck Norris WoW ad the other day and it got me thinking that Blizzard should get a load of old wrasslers (including Flair obviously) to do wrasslin' promo style ads for them.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:52 pm

how did cena win game changer of the year? edges forced retirement left a huge void to fill on smackdown.