The Wrestling Thread

[CrapyMike]

I think even a normal bump would end my wrestling career

i've looked into wrestling lessons, just for a laugh not planning to be the next john cena (i intend to actually learn how to wrestle ) but im way too out of shape to actually go do it just now

[jackcake]

Oh god, please come Jackcake! Vince is always high on guys who are 5'9 and weigh 143 pounds. I'd be a star in no time!

Buy me a ticket for Andromeda's day and I'll give free lessons.

[Jobdone]

Big Show is so happy to be face

[Jobdone]

Eric Young comes to the ring with a mannequin now.


I'm actually okay with this. The thing is, TNA seems to be basically WWF attitude era. Just entirely batshit things happening in a completley entertaining manner.

I skip through WWE for a good match or so, because otherwise it's just "I AM THE BEST"
"No sir, I AM THE BEST"
"I think you'll find I AM THE BEST".

I watch TNA promos because I know they're going to be entertaining, if somewhat insane.

[Jobdone]

Beer Money vs Motorcity Machine Guns match 3.

I.
FUCKING.
CAME.

[RedTeamWins]

it's just "I AM THE BEST"
"No sir, I AM THE BEST"
"I think you'll find I AM THE BEST".

That's just Dragonball isn't it?

[Jobdone]

it's just "I AM THE BEST"
"No sir, I AM THE BEST"
"I think you'll find I AM THE BEST".

That's just Dragonball isn't it?

It ends up a combination of Dragonball and this:


Unrelated, but holy shit, D-Lo Brown and Al Snow just appeared. This is fucking awesome.

EDIT: Fuck. This is literally just like the 90s stuff. They've just randomly got two security guards involved in a match. I'm aware this was all planned blah blah blah, but still.
It's the kinda seemingly off the cuff, stupid shit that used to happen, that used ot keep my interested in wrestling.
I fucking love you TNA.

EDITEDIT: I love it. Tommy Dreamer just standing essentially going "Fuck... E. C. W."

[herzeleid]

i r excited for impact now. Shame that it's getting awful ratings right now really.

P.S. Randy Orton's little go insane thing makes me cringe now, he hams it up waaaaay too much. Next week he'll be hopping one one leg spinning in a circle while rubbing his face in an angry manner at this rate.

[CrapyMike]

orton is awesome and should win the title at summerslam. he does go a bit over the top at times but he's still the best guy in wwe just now. tna is just all kinds of awesome right now and i hope they keep it up, basically they're just doing everything wwe doesnt allow and people seem to be loving it

[jackcake]

Smackdown was pretty good. A superplex in a Divas match wtf?

[manowarrior]

Yup, it was beyond awesome! Btw I think the third trainer with Al Snow and D-Lo was Simon "has a problem" Diamond

[jackcake]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=453923430406

[Jobdone]

Holy shit, these 4 Beer Money vs MCMG matches have actually been some of the best tag matches I can remember, even if not that many tags have been involved

EDIT: Orlando Jordon is fucking fabulous. He's basically the new Goldust.

[Big D]

I was watching a Backyard Wrestling DVD I've had lying around for years.

How did some of these people manage not to die?

[jackcake]

Luck. Fact.

I've got two actual matches booked. As in not a rumble and not standing around doing nothing and taking a random bump. About time!