I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Noodle » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:54 pm

We seem to have a good few of us post when we're a little tipsy on the forum, so I'd like to have a sort of 'register' for drunks. If you've had a few and are online, post here and maybe some sort of alcohol related hilarity may ensue. It may also offer a place of explanation for certain posts.

Go, drunkards! Post forth and may the hangover be with you!
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Postby wintermourn » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:55 pm

bit early in the day to start this topic is it not? :P

may make use of it later though :lol:
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Postby foxi » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:56 pm

Give us chance it's not even 4 :lol:

I'll report back around midnight.
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Postby gumpy87 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:56 pm

i am not happy with drunkeness as i still have a hangover and i chipped my tooth on the post pub food
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Postby Finnvitka » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:57 pm

I'm often drunk on the internet.

I don't feel the need to go HJEYY IM DRIMK!!11 though.
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Postby WorMzy » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:57 pm

I wish I had alcohol. :(
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Postby Noodle » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:59 pm

Finnvitka wrote:I'm often drunk on the internet.

I don't feel the need to go HJEYY IM DRIMK!!11 though.

To be honest, that probably explains a lot
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Postby Strapping Young Kate » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:01 pm

Finnvitka wrote:I don't feel the need to go HJEYY IM DRIMK!!11 though.


Ahhh, that 'drunken typing' irritates me so much.
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Postby Finnvitka » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:02 pm

I'm an alcoholic.

I'm a full blown alcoholic.
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Postby The Toad » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:02 pm

Can we have a seperate 'I'm on acid and OH MY GOD I CAN SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE MELTING SCREEN' thread?
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Postby WorMzy » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:05 pm

When I've fallen through the bottom of a bottle and am browsing forums, I spend what seems like hours checking every post I make for spelling errors.

I guess I'm just ridiculously meticulous. :lol:
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Postby Noodle » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:06 pm

The Toad wrote:Can we have a seperate 'I'm on acid and OH MY GOD I CAN SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE MELTING SCREEN' thread?

Yes. Yes we can.
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Postby tranmerefan » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:10 pm

WorMzy wrote:When I've fallen through the bottom of a bottle and am browsing forums, I spend what seems like hours checking every post I make for spelling errors.

I guess I'm just ridiculously meticulous. :lol:



I do too. Took half an hour once to post something I was that sozzled.
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Postby herzeleid » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:15 pm

I normally stay out of an evening when i'm drunk, and if not my spelling never seems to go very bad anyway.

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Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:16 pm

I usually take about half an hour to type a text when I'm drunk, and it invariably makes little to no sense :lol:
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