I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Immort_Reaper » Sun May 06, 2012 2:42 am

I concur that typing ability is greatly diminished with the addition of alcohol. Especially copious amounts of it. This took me far longer to type than it should have. Fuck corrections.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Metalchemyst » Sun May 06, 2012 9:38 am

WorMzy wrote:C-O-R-E-C-T-L-Y


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Well fuck.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Korthkor » Mon May 07, 2012 12:55 am

Nantha wrote:...and then 6 cans of Strongbow later I had really horrible chest pains, so much that I couldn't sit up. No one knew what to do so I went out for some fresh air and sat down and then just projectile vomited everywhere.


That's because strongbow is better than lighter fluid when it comes to inducing crippling stomach ulcers. That stuff's vile!

We made friends with a guy about a year back now, and he really couldn't drink. Worse still, he refused to drink anything but strongbow. After a few parties with him and a few others, I figured the trade-off between being drunk at a party and being in agony at a party wasn't what it was worth. Pfft... I wouldn't even give strongbow to my Rats!
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Mon May 07, 2012 1:19 am

YEAH BEER

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Delightful-Jim » Mon May 07, 2012 1:24 am

Just found an old, half used bottle of Morgans from christmas.

Jackpot.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby WorMzy » Mon May 07, 2012 1:55 am

Metalchemyst wrote:
WorMzy wrote:C-O-R-E-C-T-L-Y


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Well fuck.

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Nope. :P
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby VirginInvader » Wed May 09, 2012 12:52 pm

Very, very hungover :(
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Postby WorMzy » Thu May 10, 2012 8:01 pm

Drinking blackberry wine and trying to learn how to use a dvorak keyboard.. This isn't gonna end well.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sun May 13, 2012 11:34 am

Damn I was a state last night. There was a free gig in a pub in Reading but I went alone and the bands were late so I was just sat there drinking a load of London Pride and that set the tone for the rest of the night really :lol:. It was a damn good night though.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby NeglectedField » Sun May 13, 2012 10:36 pm

Fuck it, open with the Merlot

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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Mon May 14, 2012 9:19 pm

Ok, i've decided i'm laying off the drink for a few months. It turns out I lost all my cheques when I was out on saturday, shiiiiiiiiiit.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby VirginInvader » Mon May 14, 2012 9:21 pm

Little bit pissed like
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Katesyl » Sat May 19, 2012 8:28 pm

Someone drank too much Strongbow today. And by someone I mean me.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby drummerduba » Sat May 19, 2012 10:12 pm

HARRRRROOOO!

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby xBERSERKERx » Sun May 20, 2012 4:37 am

Ughhhhh

I know going to fgell rough after i slfeep.. bleh.
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