I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:24 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Five miles in a thunderstorm wearing double denim? Doesn't matter, cause I'm 'ard as nails and fuelled by K.

K Cider? :P Beverage of heroes!
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby VirginInvader » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:42 am

I did not feel good the day after posting that :lol:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:48 am

It truly is lethal. Our main off license back home has stopped selling it now. :(
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Korthkor » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:56 pm

KevBowerHell wrote:Просто нашел это. Слишком много водки. Слишком много.


Enough to start speaking spontaneous Russian?!

I've been at snakebites for the past two nights, cheap beer and cider from sainsbury's is the best. Sat out waiting for the meteor shower next to a reeking coal fire, only to realize that the meteor shower was a day later. Now, I'm out of booze and I reek of coal.
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Wed May 01, 2013 11:35 am

Drinking Tennent's Super at this hour is clearly acceptable.
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Wed May 01, 2013 2:04 pm

I spoke to one of my housemates, I must be drunk :lol:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Wed May 01, 2013 10:44 pm

HAIGUIZ.



Russian at the top of the page, must either a warning for a minefield or I am smashed. Nastrowia.

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Postby ollie123w » Thu May 02, 2013 3:18 am

dolla dollla, srlsyt du u evn lfyt, will fight and end, savage, to mucy sayler and dolla, dolla, doglla

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby fluffymoo » Sat May 04, 2013 7:23 pm

I'm not drunk, or tipsy for that matter, but I'm having a drink for once and so I thought I'd visit this part of the forum. Pear cognac and dessert wine, bitches. That's where it's at.
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Postby Korthkor » Sat May 04, 2013 7:57 pm

fluffymoo wrote:I'm not drunk, or tipsy for that matter, but I'm having a drink for once and so I thought I'd visit this part of the forum. Pear cognac and dessert wine, bitches. That's where it's at.


You decadent capitolist! I shall bury you with our functional snakebites.

Beer+Cider+Blackurrant Cordial+Vodka+Lemon= Mad hallucinations, violently energetic outbursts and the deluded notion that actually, you're russian. Sounds like I'm in for a whacky night.
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Postby Turbo » Sat May 04, 2013 8:23 pm

Beaujolais is my poison, hear me roar.

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Postby tranmerefan » Sun May 05, 2013 1:51 am

I am IN.

Hammered the Jack Daniels tonight. Going to feel it tomorrow.
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Postby Czech's Mate » Sun May 05, 2013 5:16 am

can someone explain how a "swift half" at 5pm gets me home at this time?
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Postby tranmerefan » Sun May 05, 2013 8:44 am

Czech's Mate wrote:can someone explain how a "swift half" at 5pm gets me home at this time?



Fucking brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Womble » Mon May 06, 2013 8:05 pm

Went straight from uni to the pub and sat there for six hours and decided because it was so sunny, I'd drink 'summery' stuff. So I was knocking bar Tom Collinses, Old Fashioneds and Cuba Libres.

Six hours later: o hai.