I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby corrupt_toolbox » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:26 am

some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

I'll be pretty shocked if you don't get caught for any of that :lol:

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Postby Moonburp » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:31 am

some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

Well, you are from Essex.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Jobdone » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:32 am

some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk


Oh I see, you're one of those dickbag drunks.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Prometherion91 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:49 am

some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk


So, uh... do you intend drinking at BOA? Brb, sharpening axe.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby SpellTrim » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:32 pm

Jobdone wrote:
some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk


Oh I see, you're one of those dickbag drunks.



This.

Were your mates impressed or were you being a twat on your own?
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Postby I_Am_Your_Father » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:18 pm

some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk


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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:22 pm

corrupt_toolbox wrote:
some_thing_wild wrote:on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

I'll be pretty shocked if you don't get caught for any of that :lol:






Essex police are more interested in catching people breaking the speed limits. Have you seen the amount of speed cameras in Essex? Why is trying to get out of Essex as quickly as possible not a valid excuse for doing 80 in a 30?

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Postby some_thing_wild » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:00 am

Im not proud of this...nor do I remember posting it :s
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Postby RedTeamWins » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:42 am

Yep. :B 8)

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Postby Freyja » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:01 am

I think tonight was one of the cheapest nights I've been out on in York thus far, yet it was one of the most awesome.
I still feel most merry from the booze. I don't really feel like sleeping either.
Tuesday nights are so brilliant. Why can't every day be tuesday? I have no further drinking plans until next Tuesday now :(
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Postby Fjar » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:12 am

Night out inb Nottignghm woooooo,


What did I sat aboutgiving up alcolol? Scerw that. Had an awe some night, exam went well this afternoon. Woooo. Drink!
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Postby Nantha » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:15 am

Fjar wrote:Night out inb Nottignghm woooooo,


What did I sat aboutgiving up alcolol? Scerw that. Had an awe some night, exam went well this afternoon. Woooo. Drink!


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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Fjar » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:16 am

DFuck, people bought me drinks, and I gfot hit on outside the Turf Tavern. told the fucker where to stick it.


Celebtation of finisging second yyearl, needed drinks. God I need sleeeeeeeeeeeep..
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Noodle » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:19 am

Text fits avatar neatly, I'd say :P
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Postby Finnvitka » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:29 am

ugh the Turf.
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