I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

[corrupt_toolbox]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

I'll be pretty shocked if you don't get caught for any of that

[Moonburp]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

Well, you are from Essex.

[Jobdone]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

Oh I see, you're one of those dickbag drunks.

[Prometherion91]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

So, uh... do you intend drinking at BOA? Brb, sharpening axe.

[SpellTrim]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

Oh I see, you're one of those dickbag drunks.

This.

Were your mates impressed or were you being a twat on your own?

[I_Am_Your_Father]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

[Turbo]

on the walk home fom my local night club, i just stole a hit shitlad of closer mgagzines that ere outiside tesco, stole a england flag from someones van, jizzed in someomes busjes and let down the tyres on a car and wrote cunt on the window. i love bein drunk

I'll be pretty shocked if you don't get caught for any of that

Essex police are more interested in catching people breaking the speed limits. Have you seen the amount of speed cameras in Essex? Why is trying to get out of Essex as quickly as possible not a valid excuse for doing 80 in a 30?

[some_thing_wild]

Im not proud of this...nor do I remember posting it :s

[RedTeamWins]

Yep.

[Freyja]

I think tonight was one of the cheapest nights I've been out on in York thus far, yet it was one of the most awesome.
I still feel most merry from the booze. I don't really feel like sleeping either.
Tuesday nights are so brilliant. Why can't every day be tuesday? I have no further drinking plans until next Tuesday now

[Fjar]

Night out inb Nottignghm woooooo,


What did I sat aboutgiving up alcolol? Scerw that. Had an awe some night, exam went well this afternoon. Woooo. Drink!

[Nantha]

Night out inb Nottignghm woooooo,


What did I sat aboutgiving up alcolol? Scerw that. Had an awe some night, exam went well this afternoon. Woooo. Drink!

atta girl

[Fjar]

DFuck, people bought me drinks, and I gfot hit on outside the Turf Tavern. told the fucker where to stick it.


Celebtation of finisging second yyearl, needed drinks. God I need sleeeeeeeeeeeep..

[Noodle]

Text fits avatar neatly, I'd say

[Finnvitka]

ugh the Turf.