I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Jage » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:24 pm

I was angry because I was being bitched about big style because I spilt biscuit crums on a girls leg. I think the problem was that everyone was drunk. It wasn't about sex (or a lack of it).

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:05 pm

Ive had four this evening and I feel really tired and will be getting cosy very soon. Provided that this fireworks display that is virtually on my doorstep doesnt keep me awake.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby WorMzy » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:16 pm

Don't forget to put your clocks back, guys.

I'ma so drunk, I'ma talk like Mario!

EDIT: I was so drunk, I used punctuation like Andy! :O
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Finnvitka » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:14 am

I am what's known in the business as sozzled and not looking forward to tomorrow
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:53 am

Finnvitka wrote:I am what's known in the business as sozzled and not looking forward to tomorrow


This.

Also I'm having what was a lulzy drunken chat with someone about anything and everything. But now I fear it's just turning into wankbank fodder.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Noodle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:20 am

Merriment is in town. Expect sloppier than usual moderating tonight. Be afraid. Be somewhat afraid.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby mcroper » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:34 am

Noodle wrote:Merriment is in town. Expect sloppier than usual moderating tonight. Be afraid. Be somewhat afraid.


Only somewhat? :lol:

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Womble » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:19 am

I liberated a Keep Left sign from the fascist transit authority

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby mcroper » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:21 am

Womble wrote:I liberated a Keep Left sign from the fascist transit authority


I did wonder what that facebook status was about :lol:

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby V-Man » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:55 am

Womble wrote:I liberated a Keep Left sign from the fascist transit authority

:lol:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:59 pm

:lol:

Is it too early for vodka?
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby gumpy87 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:56 pm

Strapping Young Kate wrote::lol:

Is it too early for vodka?

Never. Im off to the pub in a bit but can't drink much because of the long drive tomorrow
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Metal_saddle » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:50 pm

checking in with woodgate dry cider, and music from rise above records
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Postby Ensorcelled » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:55 pm

Testing out tomorrow's coach vodka to see if it tastes alright. :eyes:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Metal_saddle » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:09 pm

Ensorcelled wrote:Testing out tomorrow's coach vodka to see if it tastes alright. :eyes:


i am travelling first thing tomorrow so wont drink till later on saturday, and with the prices in the leeds uni, not much
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