I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

[VizardAmata]

Having some quite nice box wine atm. I also had a random ale earlier, for some reason my Mum got a pack of "great British ales" so I decided to try one that was called Double Dragon. Wasn't bad.

[WorMzy]

The bastard washing machine stopped the door opening properly downstairs, so I dropped a load of Jager on the floor. D:

I slammed the machine door shut and felt a bit better about it, but I'll probably find out tomorrow that the washing machine no longer works, and get shouted at because of this.

Oh well.

[CharleyM]

The bastard washing machine stopped the door opening properly downstairs, so I dropped a load of Jager on the floor. D:

Stupid washing machine, whaat waste of Jager

[Turbo]

I might be weaving to work tomorrow in the sleazemobile. I have had a rather decent night with my good friend Chris, in the house.

[Beardy]

Just woke up, think I'm still pissed from last night! Started off in a pub where it was £1.51 for a pint of bitter and then moved on to a club where it was £2 for a double vodka/monster! It's fair to say I was shambolically drunk last night... probably not much better now to be honest

[Chugging Pus]

Drinking now! Black metal und BEER!

[Strapping Young Kate]

Just woke up, think I'm still pissed from last night! Started off in a pub where it was £1.51 for a pint of bitter and then moved on to a club where it was £2 for a double vodka/monster! It's fair to say I was shambolically drunk last night... probably not much better now to be honest

You weren't out in Chester were you? I seem to recall monging at someone with a beard thinking 'maybe it's Beardy!' at some point between rolling around on the floor, moaning on to randoms about the music and throwing up.

[Womble]

This drinking has turned from merriness to sadness. Jo-e-fucking-joy

[Nantha]

I think i am drunk

[Beardy]

Just woke up, think I'm still pissed from last night! Started off in a pub where it was £1.51 for a pint of bitter and then moved on to a club where it was £2 for a double vodka/monster! It's fair to say I was shambolically drunk last night... probably not much better now to be honest

You weren't out in Chester were you? I seem to recall monging at someone with a beard thinking 'maybe it's Beardy!' at some point between rolling around on the floor, moaning on to randoms about the music and throwing up.

I was, started off in The Boot and ended up at Metal Pig in Rosies. Woke up this morning wondering where the train that had plainly run me over at some point in the night was...

[gumpy87]

I think I am still drunk, I want something bacon orientated but I don't think I have any left

[Turbo]

This drinking has turned from merriness to sadness. Jo-e-fucking-joy

Welcome to January.

[peypea]

Aaaaah blah blah drunk. Can't decide whether drinking in the afternoon is a good idea or not. Aaaaah. Oh I feel Blah.

[VirginInvader]

Drinking in the afternoon is always a good idea. As is drinking in the morning, and at all other times of day.

[Jobdone]

I'm off to make dinner and start on the remainder of my booze.

HUZZAH.