I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby clare-l » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:46 pm

it' half four. ish. i love family day because no one can judge how mcuh wine i'm drinking and it's actually a lot.
i've decided to talk like a soprano because i have delusions that it makes me seem actually intimidating isntead of a five foot five pushover. this is a enw middle of the day drunken discovery. i could possibly be wrong.
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Postby Nantha » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:18 pm

Simon213 wrote:I am, therefore I'm here. Listening to new Deathspell Omega EP, will be listening to new Decapitated after all while drinking Wray and Nephews white rum (the best thing I got out of my last girlfriend) with lime and orange juice. I am badly fucked by the way


Oh man Neffys. Fucking horrid stuff. When they used to sell it in Spoons I remember I had one double shot of the stuff, and 5 minutes later flashed my pubes at my friend :lol:

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Postby Alex. » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:22 pm

Nantha wrote:
Simon213 wrote:I am, therefore I'm here. Listening to new Deathspell Omega EP, will be listening to new Decapitated after all while drinking Wray and Nephews white rum (the best thing I got out of my last girlfriend) with lime and orange juice. I am badly fucked by the way


Oh man Neffys. Fucking horrid stuff. When they used to sell it in Spoons I remember I had one double shot of the stuff, and 5 minutes later flashed my pubes at my friend :lol:


:lol: :lol:

To be fair though, Spoons is a skank pit anyway.
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Postby Applecore » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:12 am

Haha, we still sell it at our pub. If someone asks for a random shot, that's what they get. Never had it myself.
Anyway, tonight I've been on the cider (well, "cider"). 1x pint/bottle of each - Rekorderlig Mixed Fruit, Thatcher's Gold, Brother's Festival Pear, Weston's Marcle Hill, Strongbow, Magners, Magners Pear.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby JrHunter » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:00 pm

I've had one (pint) bottle of Magners and can already feel it quite a bit, wtf?

Hannah's lightweight-ness has worn off on me! D:
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Postby Alex. » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:58 am

Drunk + horny + being dumped = fuck my life.
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Postby xBERSERKERx » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:06 am

Alex. wrote:Drunk + horny + being dumped = fuck my life.

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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:24 pm

Fuck it, it's saturday night and I am bored, time to drink alone.
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Postby HouShian » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:50 pm

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Fuck it, it's saturday night and I am bored, time to drink alone.


thats what i'm doing.... till i go out! like a boss... :D
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:52 pm

Haha, I am staying in :(, I now have Turbo by Priest blaring, shit's so cash.
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:54 pm

JrHunter wrote:I've had one (pint) bottle of Magners and can already feel it quite a bit, wtf?

Hannah's lightweight-ness has worn off on me! D:

I love being a lightweight it means I become awesome quicker.
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Postby HouShian » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:42 pm

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Haha, I am staying in :(, I now have Turbo by Priest blaring, shit's so cash.


Yea i'm going to the pub on my own hoping there are people i know there!
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:52 pm

Ha, I hope you see people you know! Normally when I go down the pub I see atleast another couple of people I know or if I go to town I usually end up seeing like atleast 10 other people I know!
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Postby *red* » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:15 pm

Drunk. About to go to a rock club in an iron maiden top and corset with tu tu. Benn playing my guitar and chilling with mates at moment. Awesome night to be honest. Can't wait to go out to have fun and get CRAZY!!
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Postby peypea » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:41 pm

OH GOD KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY PHONE WHEN I'M DRUNK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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