I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Noodle » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:17 pm

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:41 pm

Applecore wrote:I just kissed one of my exes. She's also drunk and somewhat emotionally vulnerable. Please PM me if you think I've been a cunt, as I probably won't think to check here when sober tomorrow.

Also, on the Wetherspoon beer festival, the 6% Belgian Brown ale is fucking lethal. 5 pints of the cunt and you're gone.


The Steenbrugge Dubbel Bruin (6.5%)? Had the blonde (6.5%) but not the bruin.

Pretty strong, five pints of either would get most people pretty wankered.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Applecore » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:49 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Applecore wrote:I just kissed one of my exes. She's also drunk and somewhat emotionally vulnerable. Please PM me if you think I've been a cunt, as I probably won't think to check here when sober tomorrow.

Also, on the Wetherspoon beer festival, the 6% Belgian Brown ale is fucking lethal. 5 pints of the cunt and you're gone.


The Steenbrugge Dubbel Bruin (6.5%)? Had the blonde (6.5%) but not the bruin.

Pretty strong, five pints of either would get most people pretty wankered.

That's the one. Though I'm fairly certain our labels say 6.0%.. Fucking lovely stuff though.
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Postby peypea » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:26 pm

WHERE ARE ALL THE SEXY INTERESTING PEOPLE I WAS TOLD ABOUT FFS.
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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:28 pm

peypea wrote:WHERE ARE ALL THE SEXY INTERESTING PEOPLE I WAS TOLD ABOUT FFS.

Are you in Hong Kong?

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Postby Noodle » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:29 am

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peypea wrote:WHERE ARE ALL THE SEXY INTERESTING PEOPLE I WAS TOLD ABOUT FFS.


We're all over here in the UK. :D

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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:39 pm

Skol Super is awful but it is 4.5 units a can and 6 cans cost £6 in a shop a minute away from my house. I see that as a good deal.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby MetalBeast » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:06 pm

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Skol Super is awful but it is 4.5 units a can and 6 cans cost £6 in a shop a minute away from my house. I see that as a good deal.


See if they do Crest Super. Same sort of thing but better tasting and 10% rather than 9%.
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Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:07 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Skol Super is awful but it is 4.5 units a can and 6 cans cost £6 in a shop a minute away from my house. I see that as a good deal.


See if they do Crest Super. Same sort of thing but better tasting and 10% rather than 9%.

I'll look in to it.
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Postby Turbo » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:25 pm

Just as always when I have work the day after I have a severe appetite for it tonight. I have had 2 pints, and will be going to bed shortly, could have happily knocked a few more back.

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Postby Turbo » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:40 pm

Hi me again. Just checking in at the sad acts with nobody to drink with and a house full of beer.



Mines home made beer and shitty music.

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Postby thehairyone » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:40 pm

yeah. I'm here. Not having more than a pint for near a month, then I have one bottle of Innes and Gunns and here I am. Fuck you, scottish breweries. All of you.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Noodle » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:51 am

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:57 pm

The lid flew off of the bottle of cider I am drinking when I had only half twisted it off. It best be safe to drink as I have already had a load of it :lol:
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby fitz » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:21 am

Bit drunk, some iffy spoons ales, and a couple of cans of hobgoblin. One left, might go and 'rescue' it in a bit. Thrash sounds SO much better when you're drunk, I swear I am not driving to a Thrash gig ever again if I can help it!
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