I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:56 pm

Bought a crate last night and I am into bottle 12 already. I shouldn't be left alone ever.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:19 pm

The more I drink, the more Hair Metal songs i remember the words to. Help.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby MetalBeast » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:43 pm

If you find yourself remembering any Britny Fox lyrics, go to A&E post-haste!
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
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Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:57 pm

There's no knowing what will happen after a few more whiskeys.
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Postby euantehclansman » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:31 pm

I'm not drunk but this gif has got me clamouring for some tasty dark ale! So much so it's the second time I'm posting this gif in 2 days on here :lol:

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:57 pm

Reporting in. Just the usual piss water I picked up from the shop.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:46 pm

Pissed as a fart. Just saw bill Oddie 6 jäger bobs.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Bisset » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:21 am

No Dave, no booze for you. You're trying to be healthy and have a race in a few weeks...

What's that? A work kitty and night out followed by meeting friends? Well me oh my oh sweet cherry pie*




*No cherry pie was dissected during the night
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:29 am

The Bar woman here looked like Ronnie Atkins
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Postby Turbo » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:15 pm

Czeching in.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:02 pm

Double penetration I mean double post, got six in for tonight. It might last me until midnight. I am punishing it.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby wintermourn » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:14 pm

Had a couple beers, thought "Eh, I'm not going anywhere tonight" so had a wee joint, literally as soon as I finish smoking it I get a phone call from mates asking if they can come over, now I feel too monged out to socialize :lol:

Would have said no, but they are just back from Norway and are heading back to Liverpool on Sunday so I won't get any other chance to see them.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby WorMzy » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:59 am

Had too much cheap baileys last night. Got to about 10, and I thought there wasn't much left in the bottle, so I might as well finish it off.



There was a deceptively large amount left in the bottle.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby WorMzy » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:46 pm

Mead mead mead mead~
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:07 pm

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow hahaha.