What's upset you?

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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Nantha » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:36 pm

i dont even know when i was born, or wasn't... but everyone in my family has been healthy and strong as an ox. True aryan race! :eyes:

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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Fjar » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:38 pm

Fibbly wrote:It is ironic really as my dad was ridiculously premature and my grandma was told to try and forget she had ever had a son they were so sure he wouldn't survive. Madness.


They told my mum the same thing about me. It makes me well up with tears when I think about how my mum was told not to "get too close to the youngest, since she probably won't make it". I imagine my mum standing in the hospital looking at our incubators, unable to touch us and crying.

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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:21 am

:hug: It's worked out in the best possible way now though, right?

I was a few days late, can't remember how many, and I've been healthy all my life. Had the usual run of childhood diseases, chickenpox and what not, but other than that. Touch wood anyway.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:19 am

I was born fighting Nazis and flying fighter jets. I am just that awesome.


The alternative and slightly more true story is that I was a total spacktard in the womb and managed to wrap the umbilical cord round my neck.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby aaron_stacey » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:00 pm

came out sucking my thumb :yes:
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Fibbly » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:18 pm

aaron_stacey wrote:came out sucking my thumb :yes:


At least you didn't come out eating your own shit. I mention no names MichaelAllsop.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Noodle » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:06 pm

Hamdir wrote:i dont even know when i was born, or wasn't... but everyone in my family has been healthy and strong as an ox. True aryan race! :eyes:

So you picked a day to celebrate roughly when you popped your head out?
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:27 pm

Jedward advertising DS'es. I might have to go burn mine now, I feel dirty.

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Re: What's upset you?

Postby peypea » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:04 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:Jedward advertising DS'es. I might have to go burn mine now, I feel dirty.


What, seriously? Now I feel dirty. D:

What's upset me is how difficult it is for me to put weight on. I'm eating loads but I'm gaining nothing. It seriously takes the piss.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:07 pm

peypea wrote:
RedTeamWins wrote:Jedward advertising DS'es. I might have to go burn mine now, I feel dirty.


What, seriously? Now I feel dirty. D:

It's worse than it sounds too :cry:

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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Noodle » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:07 pm

peypea wrote:
What's upset me is how difficult it is for me to put weight on. I'm eating loads but I'm gaining nothing. It seriously takes the piss.

I've given up with that. Eating lots does bugger all. Eating bugger all does bugger all.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:08 pm

Fibbly wrote:
aaron_stacey wrote:came out sucking my thumb :yes:


At least you didn't come out eating your own shit. I mention no names MichaelAllsop.

:rofl:

And now he likes dirty slam death metal. FINALLY I SEE THE CORRELATION.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby peypea » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:10 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:
peypea wrote:
RedTeamWins wrote:Jedward advertising DS'es. I might have to go burn mine now, I feel dirty.


What, seriously? Now I feel dirty. D:

It's worse than it sounds too :cry:


I was going to say... How can it be worse than it sounds. But oh my god it is and I'm going to go die of shame.

Noodle wrote:
peypea wrote:
What's upset me is how difficult it is for me to put weight on. I'm eating loads but I'm gaining nothing. It seriously takes the piss.

I've given up with that. Eating lots does bugger all. Eating bugger all does bugger all.


I'm tempted to try those protein shakes that people use to gain body mass... But I'm not sure if that would actually do anything.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:27 pm

siliconfury wrote:
NeglectedField wrote:If I recall correctly, I think my mum went through at least one miscarriage in between my brother and I.


Same.


Same. Well not quite. It was before my older sister who is the eldest of 2.


Anyway my friend Ana is starting to go off the rails a bit, I think its finally hit her that this voice in her head is always going to be there. It's a pity she wont accept help though (not me or her boyfriend or the doctors) because if she keeps trying to fight it alone, she will succumb to it one day.
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Re: What's upset you?

Postby tranmerefan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:23 pm

I was born in April. Due in June. Don't know how I survived really, I only weighed 3 pounds 1 ounce as well.
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