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Fjar wrote: ovarian cysts. The first is caused by STIs, which I definitely don't have, the second is harmless.
They aren't necessarily harmless at all! Cysts entirely depend on what they're filled with, so you can have entirely benign ones or something much nastier (without a biopsy and surgery you can't really tell) - a friend who has PCOS (so develops ovarian cysts quite rapidly) has had to have pretty invasive emergency surgery twice to remove ovarian cysts, one of which was bleeding into itself which can be very dangerous.
If there's really a chance of ovarian cysts and the symptoms are ongoing for more than a couple of weeks (benign ones can disappear on their own in roughly that time period), it would be extremely foolish to just write them off as nothing to worry about. See a doctor.
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Littlemissmetal wrote:Fjar wrote: ovarian cysts. The first is caused by STIs, which I definitely don't have, the second is harmless.
They aren't necessarily harmless at all! Cysts entirely depend on what they're filled with, so you can have entirely benign ones or something much nastier (without a biopsy and surgery you can't really tell) - a friend who has PCOS (so develops ovarian cysts quite rapidly) has had to have pretty invasive emergency surgery twice to remove ovarian cysts, one of which was bleeding into itself which can be very dangerous.
If there's really a chance of ovarian cysts and the symptoms are ongoing for more than a couple of weeks (benign ones can disappear on their own in roughly that time period), it would be extremely foolish to just write them off as nothing to worry about. See a doctor.
Thanks for the concern, but really, I'm not reaching for the phone just yet. Three main reasons: Firstly, I've had it for a couple of years now, it's nothing new. Second, it's never got any worse. Thirdly, when I googled some medical sites and forums, dozens of people said they had it too and had got it checked to find it was nothing.
If it gets worse I promise I'll go to the doctor.
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Fair enough - sorry for jumping on you, I just wouldn't like to think of you ending up as ill as my friend was
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I saw Joe had renamed the thread, so I thought "lol, I'll look in there".
You guys actually talk about vaginas in here. I don't know how comfortable I feel around you lot anymore..
You guys actually talk about vaginas in here. I don't know how comfortable I feel around you lot anymore..
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I like it when the foof goes squelch squelch squelch
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V-Man wrote:I like it when the foof goes squelch squelch squelch
I prefer it when it's dry. It's like rubbing sandpaper on your knob man. Feels good.
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I got really confused when I clicked on this thread and found the new tittle as I hadn't been on the site in a while I didn't know it had been changed, so I was like hang on I didn't click on that but then found I was on the vagina thread.
Also to the ovories hurting I had the same symptoms over a cold/cough a week or two ago, I put it down to the pill thickening my walls.
Also to the ovories hurting I had the same symptoms over a cold/cough a week or two ago, I put it down to the pill thickening my walls.
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Except I've been on the pill for about 5 years or something, so that sort of thing wouldn't affect me I think. But I'm pretty sure it's normal
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It would be really funny Tampax actually used this as an advert:
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Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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If vaginas get mischievous is it called tomfoofery?
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