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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:35 pm

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Re: The Vagina Thread. ALL TYPES OF VAGINA WELCOME.

Postby Littlemissmetal » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:47 am

Fjar wrote: ovarian cysts. The first is caused by STIs, which I definitely don't have, the second is harmless.


They aren't necessarily harmless at all! Cysts entirely depend on what they're filled with, so you can have entirely benign ones or something much nastier (without a biopsy and surgery you can't really tell) - a friend who has PCOS (so develops ovarian cysts quite rapidly) has had to have pretty invasive emergency surgery twice to remove ovarian cysts, one of which was bleeding into itself which can be very dangerous.

If there's really a chance of ovarian cysts and the symptoms are ongoing for more than a couple of weeks (benign ones can disappear on their own in roughly that time period), it would be extremely foolish to just write them off as nothing to worry about. See a doctor.
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Re: The Vagina Thread. ALL TYPES OF VAGINA WELCOME.

Postby Fjar » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:43 am

Littlemissmetal wrote:
Fjar wrote: ovarian cysts. The first is caused by STIs, which I definitely don't have, the second is harmless.


They aren't necessarily harmless at all! Cysts entirely depend on what they're filled with, so you can have entirely benign ones or something much nastier (without a biopsy and surgery you can't really tell) - a friend who has PCOS (so develops ovarian cysts quite rapidly) has had to have pretty invasive emergency surgery twice to remove ovarian cysts, one of which was bleeding into itself which can be very dangerous.

If there's really a chance of ovarian cysts and the symptoms are ongoing for more than a couple of weeks (benign ones can disappear on their own in roughly that time period), it would be extremely foolish to just write them off as nothing to worry about. See a doctor.


Thanks for the concern, but really, I'm not reaching for the phone just yet. Three main reasons: Firstly, I've had it for a couple of years now, it's nothing new. Second, it's never got any worse. Thirdly, when I googled some medical sites and forums, dozens of people said they had it too and had got it checked to find it was nothing.

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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Littlemissmetal » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:14 pm

Fair enough - sorry for jumping on you, I just wouldn't like to think of you ending up as ill as my friend was :)
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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Applecore » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:13 pm

I saw Joe had renamed the thread, so I thought "lol, I'll look in there".
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Postby Jobdone » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:19 pm

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Postby V-Man » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:33 pm

I like it when the foof goes squelch squelch squelch
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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Immort_Reaper » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:40 pm

V-Man wrote:I like it when the foof goes squelch squelch squelch

I prefer it when it's dry. It's like rubbing sandpaper on your knob man. Feels good.

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Postby fluffymoo » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:41 pm

This forum makes me laugh and shudder at the same time.

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Postby Rwand » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:06 pm

I got really confused when I clicked on this thread and found the new tittle as I hadn't been on the site in a while I didn't know it had been changed, so I was like hang on I didn't click on that but then found I was on the vagina thread.

Also to the ovories hurting I had the same symptoms over a cold/cough a week or two ago, I put it down to the pill thickening my walls. :)

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Postby peypea » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:08 am

Except I've been on the pill for about 5 years or something, so that sort of thing wouldn't affect me I think. But I'm pretty sure it's normal :)
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Postby MetalBeast » Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:39 pm

It would be really funny Tampax actually used this as an advert:

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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:48 am

If vaginas get mischievous is it called tomfoofery?
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