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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby skull-wart » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:39 pm

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skull-wart wrote:As a man not knowing what foofery concerns, this page is an alarmingly blunt introduction to the term...


Foo Foo = fanny


:oops: I say!
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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby peypea » Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:31 am

Annabel, it is something that can happen, particularly if you skip a break my friends say? I'd say mention it to your doctor though :)
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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:51 am

Ah yeah, I do tend to skip breaks. I'll definitely mention it though, it's been 10 days now...

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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Fjar » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:04 am

Shiiiiit. Hope you're better soon.

I mean, I tend to skip breaks too, but I've only ever had the most minor of spotting and even then only after vigorously doing the horizontal tango. Ten days is a really long time though. Can you get an emergency appointment? Or phone NHS Direct to see what they say about it?
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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:20 am

Well it's just i'm in Ireland at the moment! It's definitely slowed down, but yeah. I think I will ring the NHS if it's not gone by tomorrow.

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Postby i_am_a_viking » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:41 pm

It happened to me when I used to take Microgynon. Horrible full on periods despite taking the pills. You might need to change.
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Postby fluffymoo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:57 pm

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Postby peypea » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:14 am

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Bought these bad boys today for about 25 quid. Thank you Bettie Page shop <3
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Re: THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME

Postby Danroush » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:25 am

Fjar wrote: after vigorously doing the horizontal tango.


Well there's a new phrase I'm going to start using :lol:

It sometimes seems like you have more synonyms for things like this than even Elliot from Scrubs...
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Postby Freyja » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:24 pm

Been looking through the earrings sections of assorted high street shops sites to work out what to get my mum for her birthday (easier this way than trapsing round every shop in town!), there's so many really nice earrings out there! Totally makes me wish I had my ears pierced. What's average price of getting them done? I actually only want one lobe done, pierced twice.
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Postby fluffymoo » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:53 pm

Freyja wrote:Been looking through the earrings sections of assorted high street shops sites to work out what to get my mum for her birthday (easier this way than trapsing round every shop in town!), there's so many really nice earrings out there! Totally makes me wish I had my ears pierced. What's average price of getting them done? I actually only want one lobe done, pierced twice.


I don't know about the UK, but over here it's around £10-12 per ear, so not too bad :) I'm guessing the prices will be similar for you guys over there.
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Postby Nantha » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:22 pm

It depends on what you get it pierced with and where you go. I think most places are about £10-15 per ear.
To be honest, I've done most of mine myself, I forget! :lol:

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Postby Freyja » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:44 pm

Cool, thanks guys that's helpful :)

How difficult is it to go piercing your ear yourself?
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Postby Noodle » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:11 pm

£20-£30 with a needle, I'd suspect. I'm also one of those people who dies a little inside when I hear someone's been stupid enough to have any piercing done with a stud from a gun. Ignore the cheaper price and do not ever do it!
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Postby Fjar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:13 pm

I had my earlobes done with a gun in Claire's Accessories when I was ten. Didn't cause me any damage, but I agree that a needle is a much better way to go. :yes:
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