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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Humperdink » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:28 pm

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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:00 pm

I'm sorry Ania, but I've been epilating my fanny all this week in preparation for Hellfest. Nothing compares. I've had to do it once a day for about a week after a long hot bath, several alcoholic beverages and a couple of iboprufen. I'm still only like a 3rd of the way there.

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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Jim » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:01 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:I'm sorry Ania, but I've been epilating my fanny all this week


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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Freyja » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:08 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:I'm sorry Ania, but I've been epilating my fanny all this week in preparation for Hellfest. Nothing compares. I've had to do it once a day for about a week after a long hot bath, several alcoholic beverages and a couple of iboprufen. I'm still only like a 3rd of the way there.


why would you do that to yourself? cringing thinking about it! :lol:
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:13 pm

Because I've tried so many ways to get a hairless-rash free vagina and nothing works except this! The only problem is I've taken so long to get round it once it's all growing back before I've finished. It's gonna be infinite :(

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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Freyja » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:14 pm

Embrace the hair :)
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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:15 pm

I woooould but it's ginger. I don't mind hair in general but when it's poking out your underwear I feel it's gone too far...an epilator could at least control that part :P

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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Freyja » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:22 pm

:lol: aye I suppose hair poking out of underwear isn't a great look! I never wear short shorts without some sort of extra legwear for that exact reason, hehe.
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby peypea » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:58 pm

WHY WOULD YOU EPILATE YOUR VAGINA. OH GOD.

I wanted to cry doing the backs of my legs. Annabel you are insane.
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:22 pm

Yeah seriously - just gave your lady garden a good regular trimming. No hair poking through your pants and no scary amount of pain.
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Bumcrack-smellywinkle » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:11 pm

OR just use a good razor, christ. Just the thought of epilating down there is unbearable. I completely boycott them, too painful! :(
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Bumcrack-smellywinkle » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:13 pm

Are you insane?! Jesus christ!

EDIT- just had to explain to skull-wart what an epilator is and he screamed in horror :lol:
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby peypea » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:23 pm

Epilating has it's benefits, such as my legs will be super smooth for all of Hellfest :3
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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:33 am

Yeah, I wouldn't do it if it didn't work so well! I would shave but I get a horrendous rash from it :(

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Re: The Womens Thread: Discussions about ham wallets

Postby Fjar » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:44 am

How long does the result last with epilation?
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