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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby Katesyl » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:55 am

I have much admiration for anyone who can get that stuff to work - on the off chance I find one that makes any difference whatsoever it's just all sticky and goes patchy. Personally I'd go for a normal (decent) fake tan for fair skin and build it up slowly.

General advice though is to go very lightly over dry areas like elbows/knees/ankles, as they do pick up a lot more colour. Sometimes I put a bit of moisturiser/Vaseline on them before I do it, or I dab over them with a wet cloth after so I don't look like I've been kneeling in mud.

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Postby peypea » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:30 am

Ahh, brilliant, thank you :D Yeah, I got a St.Tropez gradual one for light skin. Need to get better at putting it on though... I have a slight stripe on one leg >.>
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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby metalsam » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:02 pm

Fjar wrote:
peypea wrote:Have you tried just using a night cream instead? Doing that instead of moisturising in the morning makes me less oily than I would be.
Vichy make some quite good ones for all types of skin :3


Last time I tried taking my makeup off to moisturise before bed, my whole face went red and sore. :/ I don't know where this sensitivity has come from, it was never like this before. :(



Skin can get sensitive to stuff that used to be fine. I became allergic to deodorant overnight last year :lol:

Just realised that's probably devalued my sperm. Lame :(

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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby Jobdone » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:26 pm

metalsam wrote:Just realised that's probably devalued my sperm. Lame :(


:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby peypea » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:36 am

Thinking of stopping the pill, I've been on it a fairly long time and I'm quite wary of that. And I keep forgetting to take it, and it's not like im getting laid any time soon. Anyone come off it before?
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Postby Fjar » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:50 am

I came off it for a few months at one point (went back on it later). Just like starting it, your body goes through an adjustment coming off it. Expect skin breakouts, mood swings and maybe light spotting. If you're taking it sporadically through missing pills anyway it might not be so bad as if you were taking it every day. Depending on the type of pill it could be different - some have higher proportions of hormones than others.
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Postby peypea » Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:01 am

Ahh lame. Oh well, I'm tired of having so many things (it's not really that many) to take every day. Going to try and book a doctors appointment next week to talk to them about it. It's just kind of pointless me being on it really.
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Postby Nantha » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:26 pm

Im a firm believer in not messing with your hormones unless you need to tbh.

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Postby peypea » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:32 pm

Yeah, I'm starting to get like that. Especially with my body deciding to fuck itself up. I'm just trying to remove as much extra stuff as I can (apart from sugar. No-one will ever break us apart)
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Postby peypea » Mon May 12, 2014 1:55 pm

Coming off the pill kind of sucks. I know my body will normalise but right now it's super rubbish. Someone bring me cake pls :<
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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby Fjar » Wed May 14, 2014 5:38 pm

Herbal Essences brought back their old line! I saw it in Morrisons and decided to get some.. then when I got home I opened the cap and smelled it.. it smells just like my childhood. It hasn't changed at all. :D

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Postby skull-wart » Wed May 14, 2014 6:32 pm

New line sucked.
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Postby peypea » Wed May 14, 2014 6:53 pm

It's actually not the same :(
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Postby Fjar » Wed May 14, 2014 7:30 pm

peypea wrote:It's actually not the same :(


Really? :o Smells just like it. It was so awesome, too, I hope it's just as good. :(
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Re: The Boob Thread: Discussions About Boobs

Postby peypea » Wed May 14, 2014 7:32 pm

It smells really different to me. They've taken stuff out of it to try and make it better for your hair, but my manager used it and says its really shit. I'm tempted to give it a go though.
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