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Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:15 pm

Why is it, if you don't mind me asking?

I don't think i'd mind either way, although the idea of doing it at all makes me incredibly nervous.

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Postby Jobdone » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:22 pm

I don't see the point of male gynecologist.

If you wanna look at nice fannies look at porn.

If you want to see ungodly horrors that will probably turn you gay, become a gynecologist.
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Postby Nantha » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:29 pm

I wouldn't be 100% against a man, but I'd much prefer a female gynecologist. I think it's mainly because I've always been very open with my mum, she's Scandinavian and very shameless and I can talk to her about things that i could never ever talk to my dad about, as he's very prudish. And I dunno, theres just something more comforting in the fact that whoever is examining you has the same parts as you.

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Postby peypea » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:42 am

I'll tell you about it later Annabel, if you remind me!

Sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a sort of gripping pain that makes me like... not double over but not able to stand straight for a few seconds around where my ovaries are...
Has anyone else ever had that sort of thing? D:
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Postby Fjar » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:54 am

peypea wrote:Sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a sort of gripping pain that makes me like... not double over but not able to stand straight for a few seconds around where my ovaries are...
Has anyone else ever had that sort of thing? D:


YES. I had this this morning and briefly wondered if I should get it checked out. When I cough, it sometimes feels like something is yanking hard on my ovaries/uterus, and the pain is fairly debilitating, like you describe. I'm sure it's not 'normal', but it goes away for a few days at a time so it's not a constant worry.

I've often wondered if I have a bit of endometriosis, but the symptoms I get are largely outside of shark week, and I'm led to believe that endometriosis causes crippling pain especially in shark week..
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Postby peypea » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:04 am

Thank god I'm not the only one! I might ask my brother about it later, though I don't think he really specialises in that area... I might go to the doctor about it I think, I need to have a smear test thingy done anyway (age in Wales is 21, not 25 or whatever like England) so I might talk to them then... Scary though, it's definitely not normal. Or it doesn't feel it...
Yeah, I knew a girl with endo, and she was alright most of the time except for around shark week, when she physically couldn't get out of bed because she was in so much pain.
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Postby Nantha » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:32 pm

I think I've had that a couple of times, it feels like your ovaries are gonna snap right?
I thought it was muscular... let me know if you find out!

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Postby peypea » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:40 pm

Kind of yeah, it's a really really weird feeling D:
It could be muscular actually now that you mention it. It's just weird how blowing my nose sets it off. They aren't really connected that much... Are they? I guess stomach muscles are used in coughing and sneezing and blowing nose and stuff! But I have no idea D:
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Postby Delightful-Jim » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:47 pm

Whenever I see this thread I now think the word "foof"...

WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO ME D:
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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Postby Nantha » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:48 pm

the title should be THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME :lol:

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Postby fluffymoo » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:59 pm

Nantha wrote:the title should be THE FOOF THREAD, ALL FOOFERY WELCOME :lol:


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Postby Fjar » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:01 pm

peypea wrote:Kind of yeah, it's a really really weird feeling D:
It could be muscular actually now that you mention it. It's just weird how blowing my nose sets it off. They aren't really connected that much... Are they? I guess stomach muscles are used in coughing and sneezing and blowing nose and stuff! But I have no idea D:


They ask men to cough to check their balls, I presume the same muscles exist in women.. you know, just without the balls. :P

Actually, just remembered, they check for uterine prolapse and bladder incontinence by asking the woman to cough. So abdominal muscles must be connected to the pelvic floor muscles.

Having Googled our symptoms (yup. :lol:) it looks like it could be pelvic inflammatory disease or ovarian cysts. The first is caused by STIs, which I definitely don't have, the second is harmless.
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Postby peypea » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:03 pm

Yeah, I know I don't have any diseases :) Ughh, body things scare me.
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Postby i_am_a_viking » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:28 pm

I sometimes get that pain when I sneeze/cough/blow my nose too hard as well...
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Postby Delightful-Jim » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:31 pm

FOOF
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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