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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby peypea » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:46 pm

:lol: that's amazing.
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby Nantha » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:10 pm

Okay so a photographer has ordered this for a shoot
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I have a week to find something to wear with it. HELP

The way I see it, i can go two ways, one is like femenine, maybe a dress, like goddess of the forest fairies or some shit or I can go awesome woodland nymph creature/pans labyrinth, dark and mysterious and probably less clothing.

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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby Tet » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:25 pm

Either would work. What does the photographer want?
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby peypea » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:56 pm

I'd say go for woodland nymph type creature, I think that'd be babin'.
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby Nantha » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:04 pm

We're shooting around some abbey ruins so I guess like fairy tale esque!
I'd love to do woodland nymph, but it's so difficult to find clothing that is affordable. I think I'm going to go with a floaty black dress and keep it a bit more simple. If you go all out on the fantasy thing it's very easy to make it look cheap and tacky

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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:35 pm

Go for a day-glo shellsuit and some phat trainers.

The fantasy-90s-retro-fusion look is gonna be massive this year, trus'meh.
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:51 pm

MetalBeast wrote:Go for a day-glo shellsuit and some phat trainers.

The fantasy-90s-retro-fusion look is gonna be massive this year, trus'meh.


This trainers are pretty phat: http://www.dollskill.com/y-r-u-qozmo-sky-platforms.html
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:55 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
MetalBeast wrote:Go for a day-glo shellsuit and some phat trainers.

The fantasy-90s-retro-fusion look is gonna be massive this year, trus'meh.


This trainers are pretty phat: http://www.dollskill.com/y-r-u-qozmo-sky-platforms.html


Screw that, try these: http://www.dollskill.com/qozmo-unicorn.html
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby Nantha » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:39 pm

Don't let Ania see those :lol:

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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby peypea » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:26 pm

...I want them ;__;
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Re: Pussy Fan Club

Postby Gandalf the Red » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:36 pm

They're a bit horny. :eyes:
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Re: Gross Surgery Stuff Thread/Lady Things Thread

Postby peypea » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:19 pm

I bitch about this every summer but GOOD FUCKING GOD epilating. Why is it so painful/why am I such a wuss.
Also I don't want to lose this thread.
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Re: The Lady Thread for Lady Things That Happen to Ladies

Postby thehairyone » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:10 pm

Yeah, it does make your legs feel awesome for ages and having the vibrating kneecaps is amusing. BUT SUCH PAIN.
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Re: The Lady Thread for Lady Things That Happen to Ladies

Postby Nantha » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:01 am

I havent done it in a while hmm.
The first one is always super bad, but then it's okay after that.
I only bothered with my armpits, legs just takes too long

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Jobdone » Thu May 21, 2015 9:37 am

We lost the other one to the ether beyond page 1.

It was amazing.

Other toilets will tell their children of it to keep them behaving.

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