Pooping Ladies Thread

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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:22 pm

Fjar wrote:Also I'm glad this thread is back because I AM PMSING HARD ENOUGH TO BE GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER OLD MAPS. Genuinely, this is not a lie. I started thinking about how people used to live and who they were and their hopes and dreams and nuances and idiosyncracies, and I had to stop because I was too emotional.


Hah, I think there's a male version but it's like, drunk emotions.

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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:23 pm

Fucking hell, I could not imagine dealing with deep existential drunkness issues I have for like a week or however long PMS lasts.
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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby peypea » Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:36 pm

:lol:
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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby Tet » Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:55 pm

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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby peypea » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:28 am

I had a bit of my cervix cut out yesterday. Not fun.

And then I had the worst shits imaginable to mankind.
Nailing both bits of the topic in one, BOOM.
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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:21 pm

Not a lady but could really do with a few tampons because I have the runs. I did a really solid poo about four hours ago then this happened. I worry if I am dying when my bum rebels like this.

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Postby Danroush » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:44 pm

Don't ever trust brands in foreign countries, even KFC. Was in Romania and just got some simple chicken strips, they were ridiculously spicy for something that wasn't even advertised as such, and went from perfect poops (thanks to all the balkan meat) to machine gun shitting for a solid week of travel. Fucking sucked.
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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby peypea » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:49 pm

What has been coming out of my bum all day is not poop. It has basically been brown water. I have no idea why and now my bum hurts :(
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