The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:50 pm

Looky wrote:Cavani is the most beautiful footballer in the world. I'm officially kicking Ibra out of my imaginary homo bed.


Faggot, Torres is the real man's choice for the imaginary homo bed.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:00 pm

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I love AVB. Unfortunately nobody else seems to, least of all the players.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:45 pm

I say ship Large Frank and Moneyley out.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Looky » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:02 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Looky wrote:Cavani is the most beautiful footballer in the world. I'm officially kicking Ibra out of my imaginary homo bed.


Faggot, Torres is the real man's choice for the imaginary homo bed.


But Torres is practically a woman. And he'd always miss your anus.

Moonburp wrote:I love AVB. Unfortunately nobody else seems to, least of all the players.


I love him (well his hair). He's easily the no. 1 managerial homo bed.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:56 am

How DARE you not put The Hodge in your managerial homo bed?!

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:57 am

Looky wrote:But Torres is practically a woman. And he'd always miss your anus.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby jackcake » Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:58 pm

Nine goals in two games. Chelsea next week, they'll be shitting themselves. :lol:

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:54 pm

Well we fucked it up, and my favourite player got sent off too. Here's to another season of non-league football.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Tet » Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:49 pm

Dreadful. I had a gut feeling we would end up losing. But conceding 5 after being 2 up? Bleurgh!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Looky » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:49 pm

Tet wrote:Dreadful. I had a gut feeling we would end up losing. But conceding 5 after being 2 up? Bleurgh!


Going 2 goals up in the NLD is the sure way to lose it nowadays.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:50 pm

Well, that was nice and easy and never in doubt. :rolleyes:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:21 pm

Adam :cool:
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Our finishing :cool: :cool:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby tranmerefan » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:00 pm

My post on another forum;

With thanks to The Cowsheds forum for working some of this out.

1 win in the last 20 matches
0 wins in the last 11 matches
6th December 2008 was the last time we won after conceding the first goal in a match

Les' record stands at p114 w35 d29, l50 with a win percentage of 31%.
That's 114 games btw for someone "still learning the trade". You don't get 2 1/2 years in the real world.

Out of 342 points available we've taken just 134

In 34.5% of games we have failed to score
In 36.3% of games we've scored just once

So in 70.8% of matches we have failed to score more than once.

We are averaging less than a goal per game at home.

We are averaging less than a goal per game, altogether.


It is obvious what our problem is. It is obvious to me, someone who has spent the best part of £70 going to Oldham and Chesterfield, what our problem is. It is not as simple as to blame our strikeforce, the defence first mentality is rooted through the team and has been through Parry's tenure. 11 men in the box for every corner we concede. As many as 6/7 defenders on the pitch at any one time.

Crowds have dropped by a good 1,500 in the last two years. Voting with your feet it's called. I, for one, cannot blame them. We are a team divided, with fighting amongst the Parry Out camp and the Support the Team camp. Minor stuff, but a poisonous, hateful atmosphere.


Les' footballing philosophy isn't working. Either he changes it ASAP, before we enter the bottom for real, or he leaves and let someone else in. This current season is salvagable. We are 19th. It is in our hands. What concerns me is that every year someone sinks like a stone and gets relegated. This year; it's us.

3 homes games coming up (Tues/Sat/Tues) and then I'm off to Bramall Lane for what could be the confirmation of the worst run in our history (1 win in 23 IIRC). We got relegated that year.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Looky » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:12 am

Another forum!

Every time I post it starts a new fucking page!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:23 am

TORQUAY BEAT CRAWLEY, HUZZAH! TAKE THAT YOU CHEATING CUNTS!

Also lols of the day go to Chelsea. How can one team have such little heart?