The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby MotherLicker » Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:36 pm

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:41 am

Probably just wanted to become an internet meme.




Additionally, the best of luck to Fulham today. Looking for those filthy cockneys to score at least 5 against who they're playing.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:57 am

Yay, proper football is back today.

Glad Di Matteo has outrightly condemned Terry (albeit way overdue). The club's reputation has been harmed and we really could've done without it. The only good things to come out of the whole fiasco is two juicy derby games a year against QPR.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:26 pm

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Bizza » Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:33 pm

Sunderland did fuck all to deserve a point there, over an hour against 10 men and they only managed 2 shots on target all game. Shame Tiote got himself sent off again, I reckon we could've battered them if he'd stayed on.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Danroush » Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:55 pm

3-1 against the top of the league team :D


Having a man sent off for two yellows (one of which was "diving" in which he tripped up, got straight back up and carried on without appealing for a foul = not really classifiable as diving)




Also, we had a man booked for timewasting, in which he booted the ball off the pitch. It was still about 5 yards in play at the time, so completely legal?? Anyone wanna try and explain this, or do we just keep getting shit refereeing?
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:27 pm

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby tranmerefan » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:45 pm

fucking hell.

62% possession. 17 shots - 7 on target (to Donny's 8 and 2). 21 corners to 1

still lost

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:50 pm

tranmerefan wrote:fucking hell.

62% possession. 17 shots - 7 on target (to Donny's 8 and 2). 21 corners to 1

still lost

at least Dick Turpin wore a mask!


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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby kanet666 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:24 pm

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby tranmerefan » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:13 pm

Darkweasel wrote:
tranmerefan wrote:fucking hell.

62% possession. 17 shots - 7 on target (to Donny's 8 and 2). 21 corners to 1

still lost

at least Dick Turpin wore a mask!


Two defeats in two now isn't it?
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Aye but we didn't deserve it last night. We were camped in the Donny half all game. Problem was we put 30+ crosses in and their 6'7 centre half won it all. :lol: :lol:

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Danroush » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:27 pm

Didn't lose to Blackpool for once, always a good sign! :)
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:35 pm

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1. Whenever Liverpool have a corner, the camera will immediately find Martin Skrtel.

2. Whenever Arsenal look set to lose a home game, the camera will first go to a dejected/angry Wenger and then to fans leaving the ground early.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:10 pm

Why the fuck do Liverpool have "People's Postcode Lottery" on the back of their UEFA Cup shirts? :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Cthulhu » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:01 am

credit to 'em the scousers got a win today them, Newcastle and United represented the UK really well. Shame Arsenal, City, Chelsea and Spurs were poor.
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