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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:31 pm

Fuck Leeds.

Fuck. Leeds.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:54 pm

It's the same as Southgate, never blames himself, he's a cunt as well
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Cthulhu » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:09 pm

gandalf the red wrote:Who's Warnock going to blame this defeat on. :lol:

I hate that cunt.


I assume we are talking about the 1-5 loss to Chelsea? Not exactly surprising Leeds did a poor job is it?
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:17 am

I still remember Warnock getting the FA involved when Stephane Henchoz "spat" at him after a League Cup semi final. In actual fact, Warnock had been slagging us off before the game. They'd kicked us off the pitch in the first leg, won 1-0 and he'd gloated afterwards saying things like "these Premiership players are all soft. They complain about the slightest little tackles" before going on to say his side cost something like £600,000 and ours cost £100m and laughed at all the "challenges" we'd been on the receiving end of.

Well, the second leg arrived and we gave as good as we'd got in the first leg, kicked them up and down the pitch and beat them 2-0. At the end of the game, and about twenty yards away, Henchoz sneered at Warnock and spat at the ground to show his contempt for him and his comments. So Warnock reported Henchoz to the FA saying he'd spat at him, and then in the post-match interview said we were too aggressive and shouldn't have got away with most of our tackles. :lol: :lol: :lol:

The FA looked at the case and threw it out, basically giving Henchoz a little slap on the wrist and telling him not to wind Warnock up.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Cthulhu » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:36 am

gandalf the red wrote:
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gandalf the red wrote:Who's Warnock going to blame this defeat on. :lol:

I hate that cunt.


I assume we are talking about the 1-5 loss to Chelsea? Not exactly surprising Leeds did a poor job is it?


Before the match he was blaming Rafa Benitez for Sheffield United's relegation. Previously he was blaming West Ham and Carlos Tevez. He blames everybody, except himself.


I'd love to know how he thought any of these things would relegate sheffield to be honest
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:21 pm

gandalf the red wrote:Downing scored. :thud:

First Gangnam reaching a billion, now this. We're fucking asking for the end of the world here.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:58 pm

gandalf the red wrote:Downing scored. :thud:

When he ran off celebrating, at first glance it looked like he was shushing his own fans. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:41 pm

Happy Christmas, Turbo.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:16 pm

Moonburp wrote:Happy Christmas, Turbo.





Cheers dude! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Fucking love you Chelsea bastards for this! Correct colours too!

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:30 pm

I wanna see Darren B£nt's face when they get relegated, the money grabbing cunt
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby jackcake » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:10 pm

Villa: :rofl:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby foxi » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:00 pm

LOL at Ferguson. The hypocritical twat.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:50 pm

mikeftw wrote:I wanna see Darren B£nt's face when they get relegated, the money grabbing cunt


What would he care? He doesn't even get in the team and wants to leave. He'd probably be happy if anything.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Cthulhu » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:02 am

foxi wrote:LOL at Ferguson. The hypocritical twat.


Nice to see United's lead down to 4 points, also always good to see the monthly moan about referees not penalising opposition players for things he believes his players should get away with every week.

Ridiculous to think it was deliberate or potentially fatal. And RVP not accepting the apology really just enforces the general thoughts of him being an arrogant prick (even Arsenal fans were saying it 2 or 3 seasons ago so it's not just sour grapes on my part).

Frankly when Fergie retires i will miss his moronic statements as much as his difficult to understand accent and alcoholics red face.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:23 am

I don't get why Fergie says somethings... Swansea are a good premiership team and they play football like a European side, quick, short passing and playing from defence. They defended really well today, I think Ashley Williams booted it at Van Persie on purpose and to be fair, it could have gave him whiplash, fortunately, no injury. Rooney was poor and he should have been brought off for Hernandez.
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