The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby cockneyjack » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:48 am

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Noodle » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:49 am

It's gone. Thanks Luke
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Luke- » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:52 am

cockneyjack wrote:Tell you what.

Just showed this to my wife.

We're guessing you're going to the festival.

Fancy meeting up to discuss it?????


There is no need to get so agitated. It's a harmless joke. You may have noticed the internet is full of them. I've taken it down, haven't I?
I am merely explaining to you why I put it up initially. That is what you were asking wasn't it? I was just being honest.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby isabiggles » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:59 am

Funny how tasteless jokes only cross the line once someone who's been affected shows up.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby NeglectedField » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:01 am

cockneyjack wrote:Tell you what.

Just showed this to my wife.

We're guessing you're going to the festival.

Fancy meeting up to discuss it?????


Hang on. You were asking him to remove his signature on the grounds that it would be offensive to someone who had been raped, should they see it. You then go show your wife, presumably offended. If you of all people cared about her feelings that much, why did you go show it to her? You cared about making a point more than someone's feelings (if you actually did show her, that is).

Not trying to aggravate the situation, it's just that it's like being back at school all over again, when you say something offhand about a person then someone goes "omg that's mean I'm gonna tell them that you said it!" as if feelings come second to getting you in trouble.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby payne-metal » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:02 am

Guys to put it bluntly keep it to PMs this whole debaucle could have been sorted without messing up a thread with a completely unrelated tangent. Don't want to see this thread which is fairly active and which somehow on this forum stays on topic get locked.

In other news did anyone find all todays world cup action utterly boring....
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby cockneyjack » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:03 am

Funny how many tasteless jokes get written by keyboard warriors who would NEVER say these things face to face.

Funny, HA HA!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby NeglectedField » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:03 am

payne-metal wrote:In other news did anyone find all todays world cup action utterly boring....


Paraguay/Japan yes, Spain/Portugal marginally less so.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Luke- » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:05 am

payne-metal wrote:In other news did anyone find all todays world cup action utterly boring....


Pretty much, though I was catching up with friends during the second half of Spain - Portugal so I wasn't really paying attention.
And even the penalty shootout was dull in the Paraquay match :(.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby cockneyjack » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:07 am

Anyhoooo,

Much as it pains me, my money is on Argentina.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby cockneyjack » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:10 am

NeglectedField wrote:
payne-metal wrote:In other news did anyone find all todays world cup action utterly boring....


Paraguay/Japan yes, Spain/Portugal marginally less so.


Agreed, but i don't stick on the internet with the defence of anonymity that it affords.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby payne-metal » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:11 am

Just hoping the semis are good got tickets for cape town personally hoping for Brazil vs Ghana...

No more football for 2 days now think i may suffer withdrawls :cry: / this is a good opportunity to get work done and stop watching the football :lol:

Got 20 quid on Spain dont think they'll make it tbh...
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby cockneyjack » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:12 am

You jammy twat.

How did you get them?
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