The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Beardy » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:37 pm

Arran wrote:Heard a rumour today that Gary Neville could possibly be replacing Andy Gray.

If that's the case, I think I'll just watch the footy on streams, as I aint listening to him!

Agree that Ed Chamberlin should be the one to do Soccer Saturday, should Jeff be promoted to Richard Keys old Job.

If Twatface takes over from Andy Gray then I'll just listen to the commentary for Liverpool games on local radio and watch any others with the sound turned down because I'm not listening to that obnoxious prick!
Stelling and Kammy should be Hairy Hands and Gray's replacements.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:24 pm

Turbo wrote:
mcroper wrote:
Turbo wrote:Dont need any time off. Im off that weekend. Im going to Wembley for the first time. 8)


Enjoy the thrashing :lol:




Im not going for a result, im going for an experience.

In that case, enjoy your thrashing experience.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Arran » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:41 pm

Beardy wrote:I'm not listening to that obnoxious prick!
Stelling and Kammy should be Hairy Hands and Gray's replacements.


This

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:47 pm

Chris Kamara should definitely get the job. He looks like Lionel Richie, but he's awesome.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby markguy764 » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:51 pm

Moonburp wrote:Chris Kamara should definitely get the job. He looks like Lionel Richie, but he's awesome.

:lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby foxi » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:52 pm

It's unbelievable Jeff!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:27 pm

foxi wrote:It's unbelievable Jeff!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5T-ItZc8TA

when he's on about west ham, wigan i just cracked up
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Arran » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:21 am

Liverpool reject offer for Torres http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 378995.stm

I'd have snapped their hands off for 40 million!

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:38 am

Another Midland derby that I wont be in the country for. Blues Vs Coventry, now ive watched a few Coventry games with various other teams, and they're without doubt the most boring team to watch ever. Im expecting a 2-0 win.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:07 am

Arran wrote:Liverpool reject offer for Torres http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 378995.stm

I'd have snapped their hands off for 40 million!


£50m in the summer and if he wants to go they can have him.
We need him right now, regardless of any offer (not to mention having no time to even start looking for a suitable replacement), but there's no point keeping a player who wants to leave.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:14 am

Arran wrote:Liverpool reject offer for Torres http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 378995.stm

I'd have snapped their hands off for 40 million!

I wouldn't complain. Chelesea need a striker, but £40 mil sounds way too much.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:26 am

Moonburp wrote:
Arran wrote:Liverpool reject offer for Torres http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 378995.stm

I'd have snapped their hands off for 40 million!

I wouldn't complain. Chelesea need a striker, but £40 mil sounds way too much.

Euro 2008 winner (scoring the winning goal), World Cup 2010 winner, and proven goalscorer in the Premiership.
Worth (a minimum of) £50m of anyone's money.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:39 am

Darkweasel wrote:
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Arran wrote:Liverpool reject offer for Torres http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 378995.stm

I'd have snapped their hands off for 40 million!

I wouldn't complain. Chelesea need a striker, but £40 mil sounds way too much.

Euro 2008 winner (scoring the winning goal), World Cup 2010 winner, and proven goalscorer in the Premiership.
Worth (a minimum of) £50m of anyone's money.

I was going more by recent form, which has been less than great.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Arran » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:44 pm

Ian Holloway has offered to resign!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 37,00.html

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:56 pm

Arran wrote:Ian Holloway has offered to resign!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 37,00.html


i can see his point about this weakened team stuff cus i mean whats the point of having a 25 man squad if you cant use it! to quit over it though seems a bit strong, but since he's said it im guessing he doesnt want to go back on his word.

and how have man utd never been fined due to putting out a weakend team? and dont give me they got a strong squad bollocks, we all know fergie does it, the problem is its the fergie mafia at work
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