The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mcroper » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:36 pm

1726: BREAKING NEWS: LIVERPOOL ANNOUNCE THEY HAVE AGREED A FEE FOR NEWCASTLE STRIKER ANDY CARROLL


Him and Suarez will be an interesting partnership

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:38 pm

We're talking to Charlie Adam now too! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mcroper » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:42 pm

Carrol, Adam and Suarez in
Torres and Konchesky out

That's a better result than any Liverpool fan could dream of! When i say any Liverpool fan i mean me :lol:

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:47 pm

I'd prefer Adam, Suarez and Carroll in. Konchesky and Poulsen out. Torres to say he's really, really sorry and stay courtesy of FSG. 8)
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:49 pm

£35 million for Andy fucking Carroll? Fuck off :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:50 pm

VirginInvader wrote:£35 million for Andy fucking Carroll? Fuck off :lol:

Deadline Day.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:43 pm

The only reason Liverpool are paying £35 million for him is because Chelsea are throwing all their money their way :lol:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:52 pm

Carrol - £15m at most. Will not be able to get to Torres standards of international recognition ever...
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mcroper » Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:20 pm

"In a report, Andy Carroll had his medical at Liverpool's training ground. After news from the press and medical team, He has failed the drugs test after the beaker melted, He is on his way to the local police station and his future at Liverpool FC will now be doubted"

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:41 pm

http://www.wrexhamafc.co.uk/page/NewsDe ... 71,00.html
I have a proper bad feeling about this :(
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby jackcake » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:57 pm

VirginInvader wrote:http://www.wrexhamafc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10311~2280771,00.html
I have a proper bad feeling about this :(


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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:04 pm

Andy Carroll contacted ToonTalk editor Steve Wraith today via text to say, "I'm gutted to be leaving my home town club, i was told to go. I didn't want to leave that's why I signed a 5 year deal. I was pushed out of the door."

Ohhhhhh...

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:15 pm

jackcake wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:http://www.wrexhamafc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10311~2280771,00.html
I have a proper bad feeling about this :(


I don't trust any investor who transfers ownership of the stadium away from the club.


As a Wrexham fan, I'm getting a very strong sense of deja vu.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Moonburp » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:47 pm

Let's see how Chelsea do now!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Arran » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:51 pm

I am so angry right now!

Why sell one of our best players hours before the deadline without a fucking replacement lined up!

All this rubbish with Carroll not wanting to go, i'm taking with a pinch of salt.. If he didn't want to go, then he didn't have to sign the contract at L'pool. Simples.

I wouldn't be surprised if players like Enrique, Tiote and Collo want to go now. No ambition shown by the club. If they go we're fecked.

Mike Ashley needs to go, and fast.