The (Un) Official Football thread

[jackcake]

Palacious was never the same after surviving that plane crash with Tom Hanks.

[markguy764]

Brighton signed Vicente

[herzeleid]

If he's not perma-crippled, he'll be an amazing buy.

[Turbo]

Germany - Austria game was fucking fantastic. Though I think Netherlands had the better game firing on an open goal that is San Marino.

[markguy764]

If he's not perma-crippled, he'll be an amazing freebie.

[Luke-]

[Turbo]

As I mentioned in the WPMOT thread. Poland not staying ahead when they were beating Germany.

[jackcake]

Taffs beaten. Always good. England didn't come out for the second half but it hardly mattered.

[markguy764]

As I mentioned in the WPMOT thread. Poland not staying ahead when they were beating Germany.

Germany pretty much qualify every time without breaking a swaet tho tbh so was inevitable.

Also anyone else see Richard Dunne take a chunk out of his face. Brilliant under-rated centre back never knew why city sold him.

[VirginInvader]

I'm walking away with my head held high. Your Premier League allstar team struggled to beat our Championship/Premier League substitutes team, and we actually knew the words to our national anthem. Feel free to go ahead and embarass this fair isle in the Euros. Cymru Am Byth!

[herzeleid]

I'm walking away with my head held high. Your Premier League allstar team struggled to beat our Championship/Premier League substitutes team, and we actually knew the words to our national anthem. Feel free to go ahead and embarass this fair isle in the Euros. Cymru Am Byth!

You're Welsh?

[VirginInvader]

[Moonburp]

Found somewhere to watch the chelsea game this weekend. Fuck yeah.

[herzeleid]

:yes:

Are you like, Welsh Welsh, or Half Welsh like i'm Half Scottish.

If so, and that's ok, i'm going to support Scotland nationally. Watching England play makes me want to kill myself. From the horrible anthem, to the cunts with those fucking horns who play the same three songs FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF! To the really, really boring football.

I don't enjoy it.

[Luke-]

:yes:

Are you like, Welsh Welsh, or Half Welsh like i'm Half Scottish.

If so, and that's ok, i'm going to support Scotland nationally. Watching England play makes me want to kill myself. From the horrible anthem, to the cunts with those fucking horns who play the same three songs FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF! To the really, really boring football.

I don't enjoy it.

It's the band cunts that are the worst. Yeah, the fans are shit but I wouldn't mind if Wembley had one of those mental, terrifying as fuck Turkish-esque atmospheres where the opposition spend 90 minutes shitting themselves*. Instead though we just get wankers with trumpets and the occassion 'ENGLAND!... doo doo doodoodoo doo doo doodoo ENGLAND!'

The only way to salvage England internationals now is to change the national anthem to Jerusalem. It'd solve everything in my opinion. That and Ian Holloway.

*I.e. Monkey calls. Monkey calls everywhere .