The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:10 pm

jackcake wrote:In a role reversal, the Scousers get mugged. :D


I wonder what Dogleash is gonna blame the defeat on, certainly not shit management
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:25 pm

mikeftw wrote:
jackcake wrote:In a role reversal, the Scousers get mugged. :D


I wonder what Dogleash is gonna blame the defeat on, certainly not shit management


It was bad luck again, apparently.


No, Kenny. It was shit finishing. Again.
I watched a live stream of the whole game and it was embarrassing how much we dominated the game, reducing the Baggies to about three attempts on goal during the whole match while we made about twenty five good chances.
And missed every fucking one of them.

They scored because they have a striker who knows where the goal is, and we have Andy "he misses when he wants" Carroll and Luis "let's argue with the ref a bit more because that'll help" Suarez.
Not to mention "help" from Jordan "plucky but shit" Henderson, and little Jay "only here because Gerrard, Adam and Lucas are injured" Spearing

I never thought I'd say it but I really hope Dalglish walks after the cup final, regardless of the result.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:32 pm

Darkweasel wrote:I never thought I'd say it but I really hope Dalglish walks after the cup final, regardless of the result.

Can't see him walking like, he's too stubborn for that.

You aint half missed Lucas and obviously a striker that can find the net

edit: Glen Johnson, jesus :rofl:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:37 am

These days I expect nothing more from a Liverpool game.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:50 am

mikeftw wrote:edit: Glen Johnson, jesus :rofl:


Just one of a long line of reasons why England don't stand a chance at the Euros.
God help us if *insert manager here* picks Andy Carroll!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:35 pm

Liverpool are 5 or 6 players off from making just the Champ League spots, let alone
winning the PremLeague :lol: IMO.
Only Suarez is any good, but he's only bagged 8 goals. Not good enough. Cisse's played
less games and scored more goals.

Newcastle must be dying with laughter at AC. Sold for 35mill and Newc bought two quality
finishers for not even half of that transfer fee.
They saw the scousers coming.


There needs to be some changes at Liverpool over the summer. Big ones.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:02 pm

PhilMow wrote:There needs to be some changes at Liverpool over the summer. Big ones.

This is now our annual mantra.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:09 pm

Well they have to actually go through with it this year then :P
Otherwise they'll be even further behind.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:13 pm

We went through with it last year and look what happened!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:19 pm

Exactly!
You got a racist and an overpriced, long haired, egit :P
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:31 pm

I quite like the diving racist tbh. Teeth and all.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:43 pm

Darkweasel wrote:I quite like the diving racist tbh. Teeth and all.

He needs much, much better midfield support and from AC.
If he was in any other team, he'd be a serious goal machine.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:46 pm

When his midfield "support" comes from Downing, Spearing, Adam, and Henderson, I'm surprised he scores at all!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:57 pm

I think they've all been solo efforts :lol:

It's quite funny that everyone above Liverpool and 4 out of the 5 teams below
them have all scored more goals than them.

Even Blackburn have rattled the net more times.
That's pretty bad.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:01 pm

30 Attempts yesterday.
6 On target.
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