The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:50 pm

Bummer.
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Hope it aint too bad by the 90.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Looky » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:51 pm

I love /sp/

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby markguy764 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:44 pm

:lol:

The one time I wanted arsenal to win, as it would annoy steve kean, and they fuck it up oh well it has come up with some brilliant score based jokes.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Kami » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:17 pm

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:24 pm

Great win for Swansea today. :D
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby ribbons69 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:17 pm

Three words.I'll give you the first two,you have to guess the last one.Okay?
Here we go then.
1 - Steve
2 - McClaran
3 - ? *


















* if you are unsure of the answer,he's a clue.It rhymes with "shout"
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:26 pm

Lout?

Mout?

Not many things rhyme with shout.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:30 pm

Clout.



Buwhahaha at the 8th definition on urban dictionary, I will pull it across:


Clout:
Often used in Derbyshire meaning a womans vagina.

Frigginell she had a clout like a battered otter.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:53 pm

But Useless Cockend doesn't rhyme with shout.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Jobdone » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:58 pm

I just assumed he had a massive misunderstanding of how to pronounce Shout and was trying to say Cunt.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:47 pm

Jobdone wrote:I just assumed he had a massive misunderstanding of how to pronounce Shout and was trying to say Cunt.




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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby payne-metal » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:17 pm

ribbons69 wrote:Three words.I'll give you the first two,you have to guess the last one.Okay?
Here we go then.
1 - Steve
2 - McClaran
3 - ? *

* if you are unsure of the answer,he's a clue.It rhymes with "shout"

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:09 am

Nice 3pts for the Foxes yesterday.
Maybe we can go on a run from here.
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