The (Un) Official Football thread

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:38 pm

herzeleid wrote:Also, why do people keep going on about Carroll? Suarez is world-class, Carroll is shite and reduces the team to hoofball.

To be fair to Carroll, he did actually try and play football on Saturday, and the team didn't hoof it quite so much. In fact, right at the end he tried to do a fancy Suarez style move around two defenders in the wolves penalty area. It didn't quite come off but the signs are there.
Still massively overpriced for what he is and what he brings though.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:41 pm

I'm just plain stunned every week how much cheaper Suarez was. He should be playing for Barca or Real, I think he's that good.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:45 pm

herzeleid wrote:I'm just plain stunned every week how much cheaper Suarez was. He should be playing for Barca or Real, I think he's that good.

Another season like last time and he will be before too long. :(
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:15 pm

Yeah, him and Van Persie if he stays fit will both be headhunted by a top European team.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:38 pm

So, it turns out Tevez is a complete cunt. Unbelievable. Seriously. I hope we keep him until the end of his contract now just not letting him play.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Darkweasel » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:45 pm

herzeleid wrote:So, it turns out Tevez is a complete cunt. Unbelievable. Seriously. I hope we keep him until the end of his contract now just not letting him play.

I really couldn't believe the bell-endery of the bloke tonight.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:15 pm

Souness was fantastic, absolutely verbally destroyed him.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:52 pm

herzeleid wrote:Souness was fantastic, absolutely verbally destroyed him.


Souness is a great pundit to have around when something controversial happens. Hero :yes:
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby Jobdone » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:32 am

One touch each.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:34 am

Jobdone wrote:One touch each.

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby jackcake » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:10 pm

herzeleid wrote:So, it turns out Tevez is a complete cunt. Unbelievable. Seriously. I hope we keep him until the end of his contract now just not letting him play.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15093522

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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:14 pm

Why is it so many teams buckle when they have the lead/drawing against United in the last 5 mins!!!!
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby markguy764 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:19 pm

mikeftw wrote:Why is it so many teams buckle when they have the lead/drawing against United in the last 5 mins!!!!

Cos they forget how to play football? United were bloody lucky to be honest basel cldve had 4 or 5 before half time. Also wat the fuck Brighton.

On the Tevez thing ive never been a fan of tevez even when he was playing for us he's always been a bell-end and always will be.
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby mikeftw » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:34 pm

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mikeftw wrote:Why is it so many teams buckle when they have the lead/drawing against United in the last 5 mins!!!!

Cos they forget how to play football?

Only seems to be against united though I just dont get it especially at Old Trafford, the amount of teams that just go deep when if they played a high line they would stop em, but there you go

markguy764 wrote:On the Tevez thing ive never been a fan of tevez even when he was playing for us he's always been a bell-end and always will be.


If I was city I wouldnt sack him I just wouldnt play him again and let his contract run out, let him rot
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Re: The (Un) Official Football thread

Postby PhilMow » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:10 am

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