No need to flatten it said. The cookies will flatten in the oven it said. Fuck you Nigella - now I have some weird looking cookie lumps.
They taste nice mind.
Trivial Grumblings
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2017 Gigs (here so I remember to go)
17/06 - Guns N' Roses - London
15/07 - Saor - London
10/08 - 13/08 - Bloodstock
17/06 - Guns N' Roses - London
15/07 - Saor - London
10/08 - 13/08 - Bloodstock
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VirginInvader wrote:Just spilt beer on my cat. And I feel bad about it, when clearly I should be pissing myself laughing. What a poof.
Beer on the cat? Amateur!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79qqhX8Vxc0
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That's just mean! And the guys doing it sound like bellheads!
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The bastard just brought a mouse in. My guilt has gone now.
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23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:That's just mean! And the guys doing it sound like bellheads!
Yeah their laughs are twattish.
But oh my god, that cat's internal struggle between 'get this shit off my face' and 'HOLY FUCK HAM' has me in stitches every time.
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.
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keera_envenomed wrote:No need to flatten it said. The cookies will flatten in the oven it said. Fuck you Nigella - now I have some weird looking cookie lumps.
They taste nice mind.
Weird looking cookie lumps sounds like something you should see a doctor about
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Someone keeps striking up conversations on Facebook (and when I don't reply they just post the same shit on wall) but he has zero personality. Nothing to say.
Got told I have to be nice to them as my mates need a favour of the guy. I'm pretty sure I have just been pimped out
Got told I have to be nice to them as my mates need a favour of the guy. I'm pretty sure I have just been pimped out
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Got a couple of small but really painful spots. I never get spots anymore. What is this even, face?!
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
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I have the beginnings of a shitty cold, which means I'm probably going to be ill for Glastonbury next week Woe.
Yes. I probably love Opeth more than you do.
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Wondering if anyones actually received my messages or it they're just being really fucking rude.
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So eating my lunch was the perfect time to learn about how someone's greasing up the crust growing on their baby's head, thanks Facebook.
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I wish The Gates of Slumber were doing a headline gig in London soon instead of playing two gigs as support.
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It looks like my 8" splash is going to crack soon...shit.
A video of a "psychic fighter"'s imaginary kicks to the face, not being as good as real kicks to the face
http://www.last.fm/user/Georgebailey96
http://www.last.fm/user/Georgebailey96
skull-wart wrote:I shit leather and drink denim.
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georgebailey96 wrote:It looks like my 8" is going to crack soon...shit.
Best go see a doctor
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Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
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georgebailey96 wrote:It looks like my 8" crack is going to shit soon...
Toilet first, medical attention second.
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