Trivial Grumblings

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:19 pm

No need to flatten it said. The cookies will flatten in the oven it said. Fuck you Nigella - now I have some weird looking cookie lumps.

They taste nice mind.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby JrHunter » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:26 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Just spilt beer on my cat. And I feel bad about it, when clearly I should be pissing myself laughing. What a poof.


Beer on the cat? Amateur!

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:27 pm

That's just mean! And the guys doing it sound like bellheads!

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby VirginInvader » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:44 pm

The bastard just brought a mouse in. My guilt has gone now.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Fjar » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:04 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:That's just mean! And the guys doing it sound like bellheads!


Yeah their laughs are twattish.

But oh my god, that cat's internal struggle between 'get this shit off my face' and 'HOLY FUCK HAM' has me in stitches every time. :lol:
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby euantehclansman » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:37 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:No need to flatten it said. The cookies will flatten in the oven it said. Fuck you Nigella - now I have some weird looking cookie lumps.

They taste nice mind.


Weird looking cookie lumps sounds like something you should see a doctor about
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Ndnd » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:49 am

Someone keeps striking up conversations on Facebook (and when I don't reply they just post the same shit on wall) but he has zero personality. Nothing to say.

Got told I have to be nice to them as my mates need a favour of the guy. I'm pretty sure I have just been pimped out
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby peypea » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:37 pm

Got a couple of small but really painful spots. I never get spots anymore. What is this even, face?!
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Humperdink » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:07 am

I have the beginnings of a shitty cold, which means I'm probably going to be ill for Glastonbury next week :( Woe.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Bumcrack-smellywinkle » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:59 am

Wondering if anyones actually received my messages or it they're just being really fucking rude. :x
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Katesyl » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:29 pm

So eating my lunch was the perfect time to learn about how someone's greasing up the crust growing on their baby's head, thanks Facebook. :yes:

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:40 pm

I wish The Gates of Slumber were doing a headline gig in London soon instead of playing two gigs as support.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby georgebailey96 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:10 pm

It looks like my 8" splash is going to crack soon...shit.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Bisset » Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:44 pm

georgebailey96 wrote:It looks like my 8" is going to crack soon...shit.


Best go see a doctor
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby V-Man » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:08 pm

georgebailey96 wrote:It looks like my 8" crack is going to shit soon...


Toilet first, medical attention second.
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