Trivial Grumblings

[Ensorcelled]

Just set off my gag reflex with my toothbrush. Id be absolutely useless at giving blowies.

It's okay, I can work through it.

[Turbo]

I don't have a problem at the front teeth.

Sorry couldn't resist.

[cthulhu]

DPD were supposed to deliver the new Amorphis album (and red vinyl of the same album) today...well, no, they were supposed to deliver it yesterday. Instead it was meant to be today...maybe it'll be tomorrow, we'll see. Their tracker description which says "your delivery is on its way" and has said this since NB dispatched it is equally irritating, i'm aware it's on the way, i got the dispatch email from Nuclear Blast, what i don't know is how far on the way it is and how long it'll take to travel the rest. They might as well have had a tracker saying "it's probably between wherever it's coming from and where it's going"

[WorMzy]

:lol: I don't have a problem at the front teeth.

Sorry couldn't resist.

[Ensorcelled]

:lol: I don't have a problem at the front teeth.

Sorry couldn't resist.

You Southerners just can't help being rude can you

[Turbo]

I was just talking about my toothbrush. What did you have in mind?

Totally innocent me.

[NeglectedField]

This girl my mate was going out with for a bit that I added on Facebook out of politeness is so fascinatingly basic, I can't bring myself to block her.

[keera_envenomed]

Trying to get Taake tickets but work interwebs are being weird and slow so i'm not sure I have despite putting in all the details.

[Turbo]

Trying to get Taake tickets but work interwebs are being weird and slow so i'm not sure I have despite putting in all the details.

Ah I need to sort accommodation for that. Cba with last coach. Be a £25 black cab to the posh area and I might as well put that in a hostel and travel home in luxury.

Edit: at my leisure not luxury. Chiltern railways can be a little grotty.

[thehairyone]

The molten brie in my beard isn't coming out and makes it look like I've just been giving a blowjob.

[keera_envenomed]

My mate just stopped posting a billion baby pictures a day and now she is pregnant again. FFS.

[Bizza]

My mate just stopped posting a billion baby pictures a day and now she is pregnant again. FFS.

Unfollow her, problem solved!

[Turbo]

^ I think I would rather see ultra sounds than migrants this migrants that which has plagued my feed for a month or so. Come in here for a breath of fresh air bang should Wales be included in the union flag? Pah.

Lovely day. Should be in a beer garden.

[keera_envenomed]

My mate just stopped posting a billion baby pictures a day and now she is pregnant again. FFS.

Unfollow her, problem solved!

I should really but I feel kinda guilty because i've not gone to see her since before the first one was born even though she only lives in Salisbury.

[Jobdone]

I've had to unfollow 2 cousins and a friend from uni because of baby shit.

They're lost to you now.

They're baby people.