Trivial Grumblings

[Bisset]

What is it with Maplin staff that they are obliged to try and sell you that shitty £1 screwdriver at the tills every time you go in? No I don't want to buy your shitty screwdriver because I'm buying other fucking screwdrivers...you fuck.

[Jobdone]

I've been damp since last week either from humidity or rain.

Fucking sort it out weather.

[jwh20]

Speaking of weather, going to Norway tonight and coming back Sunday evening. Forecast looks great.

[Jobdone]

It's raining piss?

From a weak bladdered sky?

[peypea]

My hangover could destroy nations.

[NeglectedField]

Not to gloat, but I have none. As in, I didn't get totally smashed but I feel absolutely fine as if I'd not had a drop. Probably all the food.

[Fjar]

Two glasses of wine and I feel like the backside of a badger. TWO GLASSES. Okay, they were big glasses, but seriously?!

[Nantha]

3 days of work this week have been cancelled, last minute.
Like, I got told I wasn't working today at around 9pm last night. Fuck all I can do about it, I just lose the money and the work, mess up my schedule, and that's that.
Whenever it happens these days I get a bit angry but then realise I can't even get angry because I still rely on these people to book me.

[Turbo]

Failed to go to the gym yesterday, rolling back into my bad attitude again. Tomorrow come what may.


Usually the sauna just gets me there. I do my hour and my reward is the sauna. Just seems to be always ruined by weird fuckers and the sodding music from the next room across. Need to get the jacuzzi back up and running to keep these weird twats out of the sauna. I might just bust a speaker off the wall with the other issue. No big deal.

[tranmerefan]

Attempting to go speed dating tonight but I'm really exhausted. I've also made the mistake of getting out my work uniform to have my tea and putting my dressing gown on. I'm now comfy and exhausted.

FML.

[WorMzy]

Oh look, London's getting a new bridge, at the cost of £175+ million.

Meanwhile, in York..

What a fucking surprise.

[Gandalf the Red]

Don't worry. They like that sort of thing in Yorkshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

[NeglectedField]

Decided at the last moment I'd grab the bus into work so I can start earlier and therefore finish earlier. Arrives at the bus stop way later than the indicated time, crawls down the tight side roads and then gets to this stop just before my intended one so that the bus driver can have a chinwag with his replacement. So I think fuck it, get off, manage to beat the bus past my intended stop, semi-running to work, get held up at the lifts, of course some cunts had to be using the lifts to the 1st and 2nd floors when I wanted 3. Really threw my day outta whack.

[Bizza]

Wanted to see the new X Men tomorrow night, my tiny shitty local cinema only has the 3D version on in the evening. Lame.

There's a new multiplex getting built in town that should be open by now but it's delayed. Sooner it gets opened the better.

[thehairyone]

Food poisoning on it's own is not fun, but add a jab of malaria and Hep b in too and it's a whole rollercoaster of fun!