Trivial Grumblings

[Moonburp]

Hungover. Farted. Almost barfed from the smell.

Did you drink gin last night by any chance?

[fluffymoo]

I'm really anxious about my mum coming over.

[Womble]

Hungover. Farted. Almost barfed from the smell.

Did you drink gin last night by any chance?

Nah, ale farts with a hint of jagerbomb.

[NeglectedField]

Ah, those are familiar.

EDIT: Except these days they'll more likely be Agwabombs.

[metalsam]

I would hazard a guess that he's never really worked in his life.

I've done quite an array of shite, boring and backbreaking jobs, horrific commutes at all sorts of retarded times of the day.

His definition of work is clearly different from yours.

Yup - work can be fun, rewarding and lucrative

[NeglectedField]

64GB card doesn't work properly and judging by that and the lack of serial number and 'made in China' markings, it's a fake. Back to the seller it goes.

[Applecore]

64GB card doesn't work properly and judging by that and the lack of serial number and 'made in China' markings, it's a fake. Back to the seller it goes.

Is that the one you got cheap off eBay?
If so, I can't say I'm surprised
Still a pain in the arse though.

[Jim]

mymemory.co.uk and mrmemory.co.uk

If it's cheaper than on either of those sites then it's probably dodgy.

[Danroush]

Sam, in terms of not being able to up sticks and move to somewhere with a better job available, one basic example would be rent contracts, e.g. not getting your deposit back if you move out before the end of a year long contract, meaning that you'd be getting set back hundreds of pounds whilst trying to move to somewhere else, along with having to pay hundreds more for a deposit there.

Also you'd probably get shit all money from JSA whilst looking for a job in the new place due to them saying it's your own fault for leaving that other job, even if you tell them you're finding a new job in the new place. These things probably don't even cover half the costs involved yet could easily set someone back over a grand, spare money which a lot of people in shitty jobs don't have in the first place, essentially trapping them where they are.

[Noodle]

Yes, but even if you're not bright enough, you can and should still put all your spare hours learning and working towards getting to a point where you can be a patronising, gloating bellend.

Perhaps 'tact' and 'empathy' should be moved up the priority list for new skills to learn next...

Christ, I feel like we've been through this before.

[metalsam]

You should totally read Atlas Shrugged.

[skull-wart]

www.downloadmoreram.com always works for me.

[NeglectedField]

mymemory.co.uk and mrmemory.co.uk

If it's cheaper than on either of those sites then it's probably dodgy.

Used Mr Memory to get 2GB RAM for my netbook. Great folks, great service. My Memory sells the 64GB for cheaper though.

Cheers, like!

[Applecore]

I shaved my face and now it hurts and I regret everything.

[Smindas]

I hope you've learnt your lesson, Craig.