What has made you happy today

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:42 pm

siliconfury wrote:What you mean by "tie the room together"?

You're out of your element!
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:44 pm

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Prometherion91 wrote:Mate bought a rug for his room. If it doesn't tie the room together, he's returning it.


As long as it hasn't been soiled by a Chinaman, it should be returnable.


It really did tie the room together, did it not?
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby some_thing_wild » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:54 pm

Hamdir wrote:Gonna go get a piece of metal stabbed through my tit on Saturday I've decided. Asymmetry is getting to me


Pics?
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby mcroper » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:55 pm

some_thing_wild wrote:
Hamdir wrote:Gonna go get a piece of metal stabbed through my tit on Saturday I've decided. Asymmetry is getting to me


Pics?


Or it didnt happen? :lol:

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Manadh » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:57 pm

Got the last of my package through the post today, thanks to Royal Mail hoarding them for the last 2-3 weeks.

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny :(

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:00 pm

finding out about a mile from the house in the car on the way back to my ma's that my Bangor mates are indeed coming up to get steamboated tonight. Still had to walk back up the Ormeau Road to the house though
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby foxi » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:04 pm

For the last 2 weeks we've had constant phone calls from the Labour Party, wanting to know who we are voting for in today's by-election in Oldham East and Saddleworth. Every day, at 6pm, being a proper pain in the arse.

This had got pretty fucking annoying, until Tuesday, when Mr. Ed Millerband himself called. On him asking 'Who are you voting for Mr. Fox?'' I took great pleasure in replying ''It's non of your fucking business''.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Nantha » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:11 pm

Manadh wrote:Got the last of my package through the post today, thanks to Royal Mail hoarding them for the last 2-3 weeks.

The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny :(


I made the mistake of watching last time. It was gross, where the needle went in, it pushed out a chunk of white tissue when it came out the other side :ugh:

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:12 pm

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Finnvitka » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:12 pm

Piercing needles are hollow and remove the flesh where the bar goes, it's less blunt force trauma that way
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby some_thing_wild » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:15 pm

Manadh wrote:The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny :(


A friend of mine has 13 peircings in his cock, including a massive ring through his jeb end. Makes me a lil sick at the thought
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby MotorAmarth » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:18 pm

I know someone who had a dragon tattooed on his dick and got a prince Albert.
He makes a habit of showing people who stand still for longer than 5 seconds :ugh:
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:20 pm

some_thing_wild wrote:
Manadh wrote:The thought of nip piercings makes my tummy go funny :(


A friend of mine has 13 peircings in his cock, including a massive ring through his jeb end. Makes me a lil sick at the thought






Am I to assume he sits down when he's pissing? I only say because he'd probably need a funnel and some waterproofs for a urinal.



Security guard at work is reported to have a piercing on his wang too. Just fills your mind with what ifs really. The art of freeballing around the house can sod off just in case you misjudge a door frame.

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:36 pm

I remember being confronted with a German dude's stretched Prince Albert piercing at eye level, minutes after I'd sat down to open a beer at Wacken 07. It was a thing to behold.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Womble » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:37 pm