What has made you happy today

[Turbo]

A lift is the best place to drop a stink bomb, every floor it stops on gets a whiff to it.



I asked work if I could finish early, and I got home for 13:30. The actual fuck am I meant to do with myself now? Well that's me off for Christmas.


Also no problems with driving with glasses, over reacted I think. I was interested to see how bad my vision was without so I peered over the top of the glasses and I can still see cars and lorries but not bicycles. No big deal really, might just drive without glasses in future. If I don't see them they're not there right?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

The actual fuck am I meant to do with myself now?

Hit the fucking sherry, boss!

[Turbo]

The actual fuck am I meant to do with myself now?

Hit the fucking sherry, boss!

I hear that bro.

I went to a proper cinema today. Sofas, stuff brought to your seat. The smell of real popcorn. Just an amazing experience.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Veg prepped for tomorrow, got the fire on, pint of Old Peculiar in hand and Merry Christmas Mr. Bean on the box.

[Gandalf the Red]

Finished at three and I'm now off until Wednesday. Just drank half a bottle of wine and most of a bottle of Bucks Fizz with my manager (no one else in the shop drinks apparently). I was planning on going to town for a couple but I know the buses start going stupid after about five so went straight home. Now waiting for relatives to turn up. And more booze.

[ScrumpiesVeteran]

Worked entire shift without Management realising I was wearing a Motorhead "Merry Bastard Christmas" Tour shirt. Now not back in til 27th.

Merry Christmas all, especially those unlucky enough to have to work over the next couple of days.

[Turbo]

Merry Christmas to you too, and of course anyone reading this. I am lucky enough to be off until Tuesday and I have to work that day and Wednesday and then its all over for the year.

[Jobdone]

Merry Christmas.

God bless us, every one.

Don't remember that Christmas has become a horrifying example of western decadence and consumerism and that all purchases will eventually fall to dust and decay as our bodies will.

Also there's pigs in blankets in the fridge and fuck mate if pig wrapped in pig ain't the best food in the world. Hype hype hype.

[WorMzy]

Happy crimbo lads, lasses, and undecided tumblr users.

Have a good one.

[thehairyone]

Happy Christmas guys. You're all very lovely.

[peypea]

Merry Christmas guys, I hope you all have lovely days :3

[tranmerefan]

No hangover, given the amount I drunk last night it's a Christmas miracle. Merry Christmas you lot!

[Turbo]

Jingle All The Way.

Im not a pervert, all I wanted was a Turboman doll.

[Jobdone]

That post made me watch Jingle All the Way and god damn that's a good movie.

I can't be bothered to make two posts but this belongs in trivial grumblings, I've been drinking since bloody 1pm and I'm not drunk. My liver might've given up.

[Turbo]

I started late, however I do have schnapps so I might just do that.


Great food was had today. Christmas marred slightly by someone putting Riverdance on, and then turning the sound up on it as well. Will remain nameless. I fucking hate that bullshit.