Coming home for the weekend, havent seen my mam dad or our alex since october. n theyre all as daft as ever. now i remember why i like seeing them, cos they all take the piss as much as I do so funny.
by sunday il be moanin about them in the pissed off thread
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As a result of various factors, my UCAS application has been delayed until now. The admin / student services dept at my college is a shambles. They really struggle to give advice and when they do give some, it varies from person to person. It's taken me ages just to find out what kind of stuff needs to go in my personal statement.
And of course it was partly delayed by procrastination.
ANYWAY...the point is I've finally sent the thing off. Weight off my mind, I can tell you. I didn't realise how much it was bothering me until just now. RELIEF.
And of course it was partly delayed by procrastination.
ANYWAY...the point is I've finally sent the thing off. Weight off my mind, I can tell you. I didn't realise how much it was bothering me until just now. RELIEF.
Oh, hi. I'm not Hollywood Steve. You caught me typing a new signature. This is the story of Kenny Loggins writing 'Footloose'.
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Got some new speakers for the PC from asda,only 15 quid,but they've got some poke to them! Trust-sp-3100 2.1 speaker set
Last night the girlfriend said "does it have to be that loud?" Oh yes!
Currently got them blasting out Star One's "Intergalactic Space Crusaders"
Last night the girlfriend said "does it have to be that loud?" Oh yes!
Currently got them blasting out Star One's "Intergalactic Space Crusaders"
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Upsetting Impervious with my Walkyier comments (:P), watching Elm Street IV and V, and this joke:
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shite"
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shite"
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