What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ensorcelled » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:22 pm

I do, because personal hygiene is nice.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:29 pm

Surely you could just shampoo them every once in a while instead?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby AnnihiSlateR » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:33 pm

I'm with Matty on this one.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:37 pm

be honest, who shaves their's because it apparently makes your wanger look a bit bigger?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:38 pm

It just seems to good manners to keep things in order down there. I wouldn't be overly happy if I got a bird in the sack and she was packing Sherwood Forest like, so I figured it probably works both ways.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby xBERSERKERx » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:38 pm

Had a wank this morning and my penis stings.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jim » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:40 pm

That's the second time you've mentioned your knob rot and this is the second time I'm suggesting you see a doc.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby xBERSERKERx » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:41 pm

Was just rough sex apparently.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jage » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:50 pm

I used to get penis stings whenever I ate apples or drank apple juice. That was like 10 years ago though and nobody ever understood why. Now I just get girls biting my ball sack while I'm asleep.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Dan Jenkins » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:11 pm

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby PhilMow » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Never has "too many cooks spoil the broth" rang so true as it has just now!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby jamestomo » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:18 pm

A bit petty I know, but after the talk of pokemon the other day on here, I started playing Emerald again trying to complete the Battle Frontier and it's really beginning to piss me off now cause as soon as I get close to battling the brain I end up getting my arse kicked even with a well balanced team :x
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:47 pm

After the failure of my duct tape experiment yesterday, I tried it with gaffa tape today. Marginally better results, but my feet are now pretty much completely bald :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:49 pm

VirginInvader wrote:After the failure of my duct tape experiment yesterday, I tried it with gaffa tape today. Marginally better results, but my feet are now pretty much completely bald :lol:


Plasters aren't that expensive y'know
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Trappy666 » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:53 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:After the failure of my duct tape experiment yesterday, I tried it with gaffa tape today. Marginally better results, but my feet are now pretty much completely bald :lol:


Plasters aren't that expensive y'know


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