tranmerefan wrote:Guy I know from school is back visiting from Japan. Saw him tonight, over the cause of the night he said (amongst others);
-The only reason I haven't got a girlfriend is because I am nerdy and awful, not cool like him (said with a straight face).
-I may be doing Roller Derby, primarily a girls sport, and so I do know more women but they won't see me as a man.
-I am pathetic and weak and his girlfriend is amazing and he's gone a whole 7 days without sex and it's hitting him hard.
-It's pathetic that we're all still content in our home town rather than the amazing jet set lifestyle he leads.
-Both me and my bearded friends should all shave our beards off because they are all uniformly terrible and unattractive to women. Key note, out of the 3 of us there is a gay bloke (so not arsed what women think) and the other has been in a relationship for 7 years and she likes his fucking beard (her opinion on his looks far outweight his). Leaves me but whatever; I like it and I'll be surprised if all women hate beards.
-I was not drinking fast enough therefore I am not manly. Drinking quickly = manly. Thank you for the tip. I personally would rather keep myself at a state where I can control my actions; otherwise I'd have tried to deck him one the thundercunt.
Ah well. I know for a fact all his close friends went on a weeks holiday and didn't invite him. All of them. I should know, I was there.
Sounds like a cunt. I bet the Japanese are glad for the respite.
He's probably some sort of reality TV sensation over there, with his own show called "Ingurish Cunt-uh".