What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby fluffymoo » Sun May 26, 2013 10:02 am

Getting woken up from a much needed nap because someone wanted me to make them a mother's day card.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby UtopianBlaster7 » Sun May 26, 2013 10:10 am

I'm a fucking mutt. Was meant to sign on on Friday and forgot
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby georgebailey96 » Sun May 26, 2013 11:16 am

Went to bed at like 4 after watching a bit of UFC. Got woke up at 11 by mum.
A video of a "psychic fighter"'s imaginary kicks to the face, not being as good as real kicks to the face
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby V-Man » Sun May 26, 2013 11:36 am

That's weird because last time I got woken up by your mum it went in the "Things that made you happy" thread. Then again she was smoking my pole.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Sun May 26, 2013 11:50 am

Spilt Chinese down my jeans last night. It's gone all crusty and stuff, and I'm sat on the train looking like I've been rolling around in excrement :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Sun May 26, 2013 11:50 am

V-Man wrote:That's weird because last time I got woken up by your mum it went in the "Things that made you happy" thread. Then again she was smoking my pole.


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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby someone else » Sun May 26, 2013 8:02 pm

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Moonburp wrote:A fucking tramp burped in my face in town.


Reminds me of the old joke.

A paramedic has to revive a tramp and so rips his trousers off and starts blowing up his arsehole. His colleague says 'That's not how you perform mouth to mouth resuscitation'. The paramedic retorts 'Have you smelt his breath?'.


Our school bus driver got fired because he told that joke over the Mic. He just replaced 'tramp' with 'paki'!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Sun May 26, 2013 8:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby tranmerefan » Sun May 26, 2013 10:43 pm

Eugh. Benefit scroungers make me sick; should get a job.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/linda-wootton-double-heart-lung-1912498#ixzz2UREuuJQn


Actually the story, as disgusting as it is, doesn't surprise me one bit.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Danroush » Mon May 27, 2013 8:17 am

tranmerefan wrote:Eugh. Benefit scroungers make me sick; should get a job.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/linda-wootton-double-heart-lung-1912498#ixzz2UREuuJQn


Actually the story, as disgusting as it is, doesn't surprise me one bit.


Been happening for a couple of years now, causing hundreds of suicides and tonnes of cases of people being declared fit when they clearly aren't. :ugh:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Mon May 27, 2013 10:07 am

Can't help but feel I should be doing something for the bank holiday. Anyobody fancy getting pissed?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Fjar » Mon May 27, 2013 11:04 am

Fucking spiders.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Moonburp » Mon May 27, 2013 11:09 am

Ballsed up stuff, putting plans in jeopardy.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby peypea » Mon May 27, 2013 11:13 am

Epically bad lady pains today. And someone's eaten all my plums.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby thehairyone » Mon May 27, 2013 12:32 pm

Ms Thumpy is upstairs with what I assume is her parents, which have both passed the Thumpy gene to her.
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