What pissed you off today

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Postby jackcake » Thu May 17, 2007 10:13 pm

Maybe they'll appreciate your honesty? :rofl:
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Postby Samildanach » Fri May 18, 2007 2:51 pm

Someone deleted the penis topic :x Now those of us who have penis signatures will just look like dicks :x
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Postby Lick Mars » Fri May 18, 2007 3:25 pm

Samildanach wrote:Someone deleted the penis topic :x Now those of us who have penis signatures will just look like dicks :x

because you wouldn't look a dick at all if the topic was still there... :P
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Postby Samildanach » Fri May 18, 2007 3:26 pm

It was you?! :o

Rage....taking over..... :x

I demand, as penance for depriving the board of that topic, that you must adopt a penis signature yourself. :P
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Postby Xzar » Fri May 18, 2007 3:58 pm

What was this topic? What was contained within its fleshy cylinders?

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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri May 18, 2007 4:33 pm

Xzar wrote:What was this topic? What was contained within its fleshy cylinders?


it was a porn bot with the usual shite in it, but the sig was just one word. Yup. Penis. a few of the guys thought it was funny and changed their sigs in tribute to said bot's signature....
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Postby Lick Mars » Fri May 18, 2007 4:34 pm

can I put 'nob' instead, its more suited to me :D
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Postby Rickles_the_Mighty » Fri May 18, 2007 6:08 pm

Some cunt stole my credit cards from my room. And now I can't go see Sabaton with this girl. :x :x :x :x :x

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Postby Lick Mars » Fri May 18, 2007 9:03 pm

My friends have moved out and I'm stuck in the flat for 2 weeks all by myself :cry: ... well ok I'm not alone there are other people in the flat, but not my friends. I'm a sad bastard and miss them already. and when I do go home I only have maybe 2 friends I want to bother seeing, I've lost the will to bother making an effort to see anyone else since they don't bother with me, just make up excuses when I make the effort, so fuck em, given em countless chances. meh I feel all loner-ish now though. I got a free drink at the bar though - woo!
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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Fri May 18, 2007 10:11 pm

Rickles_the_Mighty wrote:Some cunt stole my credit cards from my room. And now I can't go see Sabaton with this girl. :x :x :x :x :x


You need a credit card to take "this girl" out :o
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Postby Samildanach » Fri May 18, 2007 11:03 pm

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:
Xzar wrote:What was this topic? What was contained within its fleshy cylinders?


it was a porn bot with the usual shite in it, but the sig was just one word. Yup. Penis. a few of the guys thought it was funny and changed their sigs in tribute to said bot's signature....

Bah! That does no justice to my double-pun mastery. :x

I wrote:I think we should all change our sigs to "penis". It'd scare the pants off new members.


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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri May 18, 2007 11:44 pm

Samildanach wrote:
My pun fu will not be thwarted. :finger:


Pun-fu !!!!!

word of the week!!!

Brilliant :D

oh and a big fuck you to the spam invasion tonight/last night, you wont beat me, Nyarr!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Fatboy » Sat May 19, 2007 12:27 am

is it me or are we being hit with porno spam way more often than before :o

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Postby Samildanach » Sat May 19, 2007 12:28 am

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:oh and a big fuck you to the spam invasion tonight/last night, you wont beat me, Nyarr!!!!!!!!!

Persistent buggers, aren't they?
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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Sat May 19, 2007 12:36 am

Samildanach wrote:
lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:oh and a big fuck you to the spam invasion tonight/last night, you wont beat me, Nyarr!!!!!!!!!

Persistent buggers, aren't they?


Gaaahh!!! Ive just deleted another 9 posts, gotta be at least 30 i have removed tonight, plus whatever lee and jenny have moved as well.

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