What pissed you off today

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Lick Mars
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Postby Lick Mars » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:09 pm

Felt crap in work all day. My colds got worse and I've just had no energy, but of course work gets busier everyday the closer it gets to xmas... and the first customer I get is some agro bastard complaining at me, then its all busy and my till breaks, and I have to go run round the building finding things etc etc.... I'm so glad to be able to vegitate on the sofa for a while... only 2 more days of this... then I don't have to see a rich pompous southerner for at least a week and a bit..
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Postby k8iemay » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:25 pm

Went to the gig.
Threw up in toilets immediately. Band hadn't started. Haven't drank, haven't taken any drugs.
Got on bus home.
Threw up in hand/all over my own face/hair.
Got off bus.
Spewed guts up on pathment. Down my clothing.
Tried to phone parents to pick me up, no credit.
Tried to find money, no money.
Tried to find phonebox. Couldn't at first.
Started to cry.
Found phone box.
Tried 0800 reverse. Dads blocked it.
Cried even more.
Waited 30 minutes for another bus.
Came home.

Feel sick, physically weak, pathetic and ready to collapse.
Want a hug.

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Postby storr » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:33 pm

k8iemay wrote:Went to the gig.
Threw up in toilets immediately. Band hadn't started. Haven't drank, haven't taken any drugs.
Got on bus home.
Threw up in hand/all over my own face/hair.
Got off bus.
Spewed guts up on pathment. Down my clothing.
Tried to phone parents to pick me up, no credit.
Tried to find money, no money.
Tried to find phonebox. Couldn't at first.
Started to cry.
Found phone box.
Tried 0800 reverse. Dads blocked it.
Cried even more.
Waited 30 minutes for another bus.
Came home.

Feel sick, physically weak, pathetic and ready to collapse.
Want a hug.

:hug: virtual hug lol
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Postby Xzar » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:43 pm

Right about now is bi-annual 'rip out my big toenails' night.

Worst session in a long time, GARAHGHAG!

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Postby gelder » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:58 pm

Xzar wrote:Fucking Toffee Pennies and Toffee Fingers and the new 'Toffee Dream' taking up 90% of the space in tins of Quality Street. After a day it's all that's left, once again. I wish Nestle would just man up and admit that no one likes them and remove them from the sodding collection.


I like the toffee fingers!!! But what is this toffee dream you speak of?
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FUCKING SUCK!!!!

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Postby Xzar » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:06 pm

It's a new one. I think that's it's name.

It's just like toffee fingers. Only shaped like one of the orange cremes.

The other 'NEW SWEET' is a solid lump of chocolate. Really uninspiring.

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Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:43 pm

Xzar wrote:Right about now is bi-annual 'rip out my big toenails' night.

Worst session in a long time, GARAHGHAG!


Uhm, what? Sounds painful. They ingrowing?
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Postby PaulMaiden » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:45 pm

I am really not feeling well, haven't done for days. Trying to write an essay, it's just not happening :(

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Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:47 pm

k8iemay wrote:Went to the gig.
Threw up in toilets immediately. Band hadn't started. Haven't drank, haven't taken any drugs.
Got on bus home.
Threw up in hand/all over my own face/hair.
Got off bus.
Spewed guts up on pathment. Down my clothing.
Tried to phone parents to pick me up, no credit.
Tried to find money, no money.
Tried to find phonebox. Couldn't at first.
Started to cry.
Found phone box.
Tried 0800 reverse. Dads blocked it.
Cried even more.
Waited 30 minutes for another bus.
Came home.

Feel sick, physically weak, pathetic and ready to collapse.
Want a hug.


That sucks :(

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Postby Xzar » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:49 pm

Twaddlefish wrote:
Xzar wrote:Right about now is bi-annual 'rip out my big toenails' night.

Worst session in a long time, GARAHGHAG!


Uhm, what? Sounds painful. They ingrowing?


They were ingrowing when I was 15 or so.

When they took them out, they put some dodgy substance on my nail bed. This was to delay them growing back straight away so they would 'self correct' or something. Basically it didn't work and all it did was horrifically ruin the way my nails grow back, so my big toenails grow back extremely thick and also have a tendency to ingrow as well, just to take the piss. To stop this happening every so often I get out some wire cutters, pliers, and a dremel, and get rid :p it has got less painful each time but is still an unpleasant job and I won't walk right tomorrow, but it saves going through the rigmarole of surgery again, plus waiting, and they'll probably only fuck it up once more.

Sure you wanted to know the (literally) gory details but there you go! :lol:

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Postby jackcake » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:54 pm

Assembling Valentines Day boxes for a well-known confectioner. If the design wasn't miserable enough, there's a HUGE pile of the bastards that doesn't seem to have dropped in height since I started them yesterday morning.

Sometimes I get the impression that life is laughing at me.

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Postby angel_of_death » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:24 am

Just got back from works pissup. Not as rawkus as usual.

Tonight we said goodbye to one of the best teacher and all round nice guy I've ever met because he's goin on a teacher exchange to Oz for a year. He will be sorely missed by everyone.

Also I was passed up for someone else again. Talk to her all night, not cause I want something but just cause that us what I do, make her laugh, dance with her...then another colleague (who as far as I can see she's never even spoken to) comes along and she's all over him!

Those of you who have had the misfortune to meet me prob know I'm not totally lacking in confidence, but sometimes even I wonder WTF am I doing wrong.

I do have a date tomorrow night, but I know exactly the outcome already. I will do what I normally do, just be myself. We'll get on great, I'll make her laugh loads and at the end of the night she'll say "you're a great guy but we're better off as friends" Same as everyone else does. Fuck being a nice guy. Sometimes I wish I had a bad side, but I just can't do it :(
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Postby Twaddlefish » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:10 am

angel_of_death wrote:I do have a date tomorrow night, but I know exactly the outcome already. I will do what I normally do, just be myself. We'll get on great, I'll make her laugh loads and at the end of the night she'll say "you're a great guy but we're better off as friends" Same as everyone else does. Fuck being a nice guy. Sometimes I wish I had a bad side, but I just can't do it :(


Bad guys are assholes. Fuck 'em.

Also, if you go in with that attitude to your date, of course that's what's gonna happen. Pull your thumb out of your ass and go in optimistic. Hell, she agreed to go on a date with you, surely that means there could be something there. I know it's building you up for a bigger fall if it doesn't pan out, but so what? There's worse ways to be shot down by a girl.

Fuck it, if all else fails, kiss her before she has a chance to spout the friends line.
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Postby k8iemay » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:54 am

storr wrote::hug: virtual hug lol


Twaddlefish wrote:That sucks :(

International e-hug! :hug:


Cheers (Y) -hugs-

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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:27 am

Gigging tonught so Knowing that I've got a very long day and 6 hours driving ahead of me, minimal sleep upon my return, another gig tomorrow night follwed by another 3 hour drive before I can get some decent sleep, what does my body decide to do?

Not fucking sleep.

Finally dropped off about 3am and awake again at 7. Arse

Still, can't really be pissed off I suppose as it is all in the noble cause of metal :yes:
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