What pissed you off today

[Deli Kate]

Trying to get around them in Tesco car parks is a nightmare aswell , you live in a town why do you need an off road vehicle

To pull my trailer

Anybody driving a 4x4 which isn't either covered in mud or fitted with a used towbar should be shot.

I did actually have some hippie tree hugger try to tell me I should be driving a different car when I wasn't actually towing my trailer. Hmmm..... two cars, explain to me how that's more environmentally friendly
Oh, and for the record I don't go around hasseling other drivers and I always go 'off road' if I meet a normal car on a single track road. I do however look down on other cars- it would be hard not to from the elevated driving position in Fuggles.

[Big D]

My porridge exploded.

[Amelia]

My porridge exploded.

wtf?

[Pagan Knight]

My porridge exploded.

Were you stirring it with a stick of Dynamite?

[Finnvitka]

if you do porridge in the microwave you have to be careful because otherwise it explodes and porridge is a bitch to clean off

[clare-l]

Snow is ruining my holiday plans as there's tons in my village. I'm very lucky I got back from france two days ago instead of my original plan of travelling yesterday :/

[Oceansoul]

So the letting agents finally fixed the leaky bathroom, and now I have just discovered that our fucking roof is leaking. FFS. Meh. Looks like another call to the agency on Monday

[MentalInfestation]

if you do porridge in the microwave you have to be careful because otherwise it explodes and porridge is a bitch to clean off

Yeah, my mum did that and forgot about it. Me 3/4 days later goes to use the microwave, and it FUCKING STINKS! Microwave has died since, I think it was the porridge that made it kill itself.

[MentalInfestation]

I can't believe Liverpool. Well done guys for being beaten by the team at the BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!!

[i_am_a_viking]

Back home and my skins shit again.
Also the fucking snow!! It was nice being in Lincoln where there was barely anything. Now I'm here and its horrid. I have to drive my mum to her works 'do' tonight as well and I haven't driven in bloody months. This should be fun.

[MentalInfestation]

I can't believe Liverpool. Well done guys for being beaten by the team at the BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!!

"Dear Santa,

Can you please get Liverpool a decent load of players so we can actually win some games so people stop laughing at me at college everytime I go in for supporting such a shit team.

Cheers "

EDIT: I'm so angry I hit quote instead of edit by mistake

[NightEyes]

My cat knocked over a glass of water on my computer deck and flooded my keyboard.
On-Screen keyboard FTL!

[Fibbly]

My cat knocked over a glass of water on my computer deck and flooded my keyboard.
On-Screen keyboard FTL!

My cat did that with a vodka and coke. And then proceeded to get very unsteady after washing it off herself. My poor bairn.

[MentalInfestation]

My cat knocked over a glass of water on my computer deck and flooded my keyboard.
On-Screen keyboard FTL!

My cat did that with a vodka and coke. And then proceeded to get very unsteady after washing it off herself. My poor bairn.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!

[Finnvitka]

every time I even slightly move my laptop, my external HD disconnects or fucks up somehow.

I think I need a new one before it dies for good :/