What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Danroush » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:47 pm

Big D wrote:As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

:lol:

Was it just a flaming spud sat in the middle of your microwave then?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:48 pm

Danroush wrote:
Big D wrote:As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

:lol:

Was it just a flaming spud sat in the middle of your microwave then?

I believe he walked back to find it on fire :eyes:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ndnd » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:48 pm

Big D wrote:As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

:lol: :lol:


When we were staying in Geneva we microwaved a chicken nugget and the nugget caught fire and the plate split in half!

All in the name of science *cough* boredom!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby MotorAmarth » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:53 pm

All I can hear is "move bitch, get out the way"

Seriously. Going to bust some heads if I hear it one more time.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Smindas » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:55 pm

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY. There's a lorry heading straight for you.

Also, it's fucking cold.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Danroush » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:55 pm

MotorAmarth wrote:All I can hear is "move bitch, get out the way"

Seriously. Going to bust some heads if I hear it one more time.


here's something taking the piss out of it if that helps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuS5AwR5Xg
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Metallinen » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:56 pm

I can't find my pick tin. I'll be really upset if I've lost that.

Last time I remember seeing it was at fires of rebellion. Nobody that was there found a metal tin full of picks with an Iron Maiden sticker on it, did they?

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby CrapyMike » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:05 pm

wintermourn wrote:
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siliconfury wrote:Failing that, pour some (very) salty (warm) water up your nostrils. Should kill any building bacteria.

Just keep breathing out your mouth when you do it.


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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:06 pm

Flybe and their retarded charges. I'm using a shitty budget airline for a reason asswipes. At least I avoided the seat reservation charges.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Metallinen » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:13 pm

Metallinen wrote:I can't find my pick tin. I'll be really upset if I've lost that.

Last time I remember seeing it was at fires of rebellion. Nobody that was there found a metal tin full of picks with an Iron Maiden sticker on it, did they?


Panic over, I found it under a pile of stuff on my desk. :oops:

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby MotorAmarth » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:36 pm

Just realised I don't have bus fair to get into uni tomorrow...
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:41 pm

Every time I hit the start button on my laptop the control panel opens up with "User accounts and family safety." Can anyone think of a reason why, and how to turn it off because its fucking annoying.




Though a way around it is using the start button on my keyboard.




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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:31 pm

Dans alright, he's just the product of his age group.



"Im 16, im in full time education, and I know everything about everything."




I have faith in the guy that when he reaches adulthood he'll be less of a belllend.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby metalsam » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:00 pm

Ndnd wrote:I use to have to blow up a balloon because of something to do with my ears :lol:
i have also been sick through my nose, which was the most unpleasant thing ever.


If my stomach is really going for it, I get nose sick too.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby clare-l » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:25 pm

Housemates have a new habit of "icing" people - present with a smirnoff ice which has to be necked if you don't have one to give in return - and one of them presented me with one that they'd been hiding in their cupboard. Bastards.
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